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[neenarchive]

lucifer abandoning hell in the sandman is one of the top funniest character moments in fiction

[music-class-quotes]

band director: *playing a chord on the piano to demonstrate a theory thing*

student: wait play that again

band director: *plays it again*

student: *plays You'll Be Back from Hamilton.* the opening chord is the same one you just played.

band director: huh. *plays it again.* now i hear it. it even sounds like the same voicing of the chord.

band director: I’ll actually argue that that’s the only memorable song in hamilton but i shouldn’t get into another argument, not after yesterday

band director: and that one wasn’t even music related. Jeez

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bd: you wouldn’t believe how much of my time is taken up by marching band! it’s 10 months a year, we have marching season, two months off, and then i start planning the next marching season!

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(In the hotel room during a band trip)

Mello 3: [Mello 2] just wakes up every day and decides whether or not he likes women

Me: In a misogynistic way, or… like, romantically?

Trombone: In a misogynistic way

Mello 3: Ha, yeah, [Mello 2] just wakes up sometimes and chooses ~gAY~

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Teacher: *talking to percussionist* can you make that sus - 

Entire band: *loses it* 

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Soprano: why the heck does it say sea son? What’s a sea son? Are there sea daughters too?

Tenor: maybe it’s referring to Jesus or something

Bass: it says season idiots

For context: it was written like sea-son with a dash because of the syllables on different notes

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Band member 1- How do you sexually harass a white person

Band member 2-(incredulous) what?

Band member 3- Give him a second I think he got his wires crossed

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junior trombone: y’know, [my name] we should get a combination lock for our [instrument] locker

me: sure why not

freshman trombone: and they were locker mates