#*oink*

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Lloyd: Kai.

Lloyd: Kaiiiii.

Lloyd: Kaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Lloyd climbs into Kai's bed.

Lloyd: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

Kai sits up, throwing Lloyd down like a ragdoll.

Kai: WHAT!?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: Wu said we can't keep the pigs.

Kai grumbles as he lays back down.

Kai: Great. Another person with common sense.

Lloyd: He said we can't keep them cause he thinks they'll stink up the place and they're only meat pigs and if we put them in a sanctuary, people will only come because it's the ninjas' pigs and try to steal them as some sick twisted revenge or-

Kai: No sanctuary?

Lloyd slowly nods his head.

Kai then sits and and starts grabbing his clothes.

Kai: ... Lloyd.

Lloyd: Yeah?

Kai: We're keeping Meringue and Murder.

Lloyd: : D

Kai: AND I'm giving Wu a piece of my mind!

Lloyd: YEAAAAAAAA-

Kai: Lloyd.

Lloyd quiets down.

Lloyd, sheepish: Sorry.

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If you don't already have a name for Pig #3, can I suggest 'Midget'?

Since it seems to be a lot smaller than Murder and Merengue, if it can fit in Lloyd's jacket

Lloyd: Kai-

Kai: Three is kinda pushing it.

Lloyd: They're a Yoranuea.

Kai: A what-

Lloyd: Yoranuea! An Gold-Crusted Emerald Pig!

Zane: Isn't the Yoranuea a old legend? Only Wu and Garmadon have seen them back before the dissolving of the Serpentine kingdom.

Wu: A Yoranuea?

Wu slips in to see Lloyd remove the piglet from his coat.

Wu: ... That is in fact, a Yoranuea.

Jay: Does that thing have four ears!?!??

Zane: And three tails. That is a very lucky number for it!

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Horse drags Lloyd across the floor by his pant leg, as the Green Ninja is helpless against the oversized puppy.

Lloyd, panicked: FATHER HELP.

Garmadon and the OG4 look at each other.

They have no clue who Lloyd is referring to.

Horse is still kidnapping Lloyd.

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Kai: Lloyd-

Lloyd: I found them. I am keeping them.

Kai: Lloyd, you can't keep two pigs.

Lloyd: They're harmless!

Kai: They're very small pigs that are going to grow into two very big pigs and the Monastery can't house them!

Lloyd: The place was abandoned!

Kai:

Kai: What place.

Lloyd: The breeding pens by the edge of Jumanakai. They got cleared out days ago due to health risks and these two were hiding in a stall.

Kai: So you found two abandoned- orph- parentle-

Lloyd hold up the piglets as Kai's lip grow into a strained line.

Kai:

Kai: I'll call the vet.

Lloyd: YES!

Kai: BUT-

Kai: You can't tell the others you have them. AND! You can't be near anyone else until we know the-

Kai motions to the piglets.

Kai: They don't have any illness.

Lloyd: Yes! Yes, yeeeeaaaah!

Lloyd starts to run to his room.

Kai: Ahp-! Keep them in the dragon stables!

Lloyd flips around and runs out of the house.

Lloyd: THANKS DAD!

Kai:

Kai: A-And no playing with them until you make sure they can't run off!

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Kai: They're clean.

Lloyd: That means we can keep them?

Kai: It means we can now go ahead and contact a animal sanctuary and put them there.

Lloyd: Buh...

Lloyd holds one of the piglets close to him.

Lloyd: I named them...

Kai: Lloyd-

Lloyd: This one I named Meringue!

Lloyd picks up the other piglet.

Lloyd: And this one is Murder!

Kai: You named one Murder.

Lloyd: Cole said it'd be a cool name.

Kai: You told Cole!?

Kai turns around as a crowd entered the dragon stables.

Lloyd: ... I only told Cole.

Cole: BABIES!?

Kai: Oh no.

Cole rushes past Kai and sits next to Lloyd.

Jay: Congrats on the grandkids, Kai!

Zane: They look to be Kunekune pigs. Where did you get these, Lloyd?

Lloyd: I found them in the stable pens by Jumanakai. They were all alone.

Zane: Hm...

Zane taps Kai on the shoulder.

Zane: I think we need a family talk about this.

Kai: Yes, thank you! They're better off in a Sanctuary!

Zane: Actually we need to report them to customs. Those pigs are found in the Southern Isles of Ninjago and are a commonly smuggled breed.

Zane: Those pigs are illegal to breed and sell on upper mainland.

Lloyd:

Lloyd: So we have Forbidden Pigs.

Zane: ... Yes. You have... Forbidden Pigs.

Lloyd: Nice.

Lloyd continues scratching one of the piglet's bellies.

Cole lays the other piglet in his lap.

Cole: Fruit Pajama Men and the Forbidden Pigs...

Jay: Sounds like a cool band name.

Nya: Lloyd already name them?

Kai, tired: Meringue and Murder...

Nya, proud: Nice.

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Lloyd: Congrats, you're a uncle!

Kai: Did you bring another small animal home?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: Maybe.

Very tiny *oinks* are heard in his coat.

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Kai walks downstairs to the old dragon stables, where everyone was tending to their new pets.

Well okay, most of everyone.

Kai walks in to see Lloyd getting his hair nibbled on by Murder again as Meringue laid against greenie's legs. Cole had Rufus in his lap to administer his needed eye drops. Jay was walking back and forth with his still unnamed chickies chasing after him. And Zane was brushing his kidling, Za Baby.

Wu was chilling by the side with the dreaded lightning chicken. Pixal was sitting nearby with her mossball.

And Nya was devouring another poor, defenseless muffin.

Kai clears his throat.

Kai: Attention everyone.

Everyone looks at Kai cause- duh.

Kai: We've all been having new family members joining as of late. Some old some just born.

Kai: And I know I was a bit hard on you all for bringing in pets and companions left and right...

Kai: I'm sorry. For being against the new family.

Zane: That is fine, Kai. We know that our compulsion has been a bit stressful. Even for us.

Cole: Yeah, not like we just got these guys for the hell of it.

Nya: I did.

Nya eats more of her muffin.

Kai: Well, your choices and determination has inspired me.

Kai: That is why I had decided to add someone of my own.

Jay, gasping: Oh my gosh, you-!?

Kai: Yep.

Cole: Really?

Kai: Yes.

Pixal: Well, where are they?

Kai fixes his arms, from behind he slowly pulls out-

a puppy.

Lloyd, in awe: Holy shit that is a puppy.

Jay, under his breath: Pubby...

Kai: Everyone, meet Horse.

Nya: Horse?

Kai, grinning: He's a Great Dane.

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Nya knocks on the bathroom door.

Nya: Hey, Lloyd? You in there? I need to grab my comb.

Lloyd: Huh-? OH, oh yeah! Come in, door's not locked!

Nya opens the door with a slow entry.

As she steps foot in, she sees Lloyd in the oversized bathtub-

With his pigs in with him surrounded by bubbles.

Nya:

Lloyd:

Nya:

Lloyd: It's bath day.