#*pipsqueak

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✽ tight fit.

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* my fetish.

✽ fair.

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✽ cute.

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* sounds like the perfect way to spend a sunday morning.

✽ i’m at the bar dumbass.

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* me, fucker.

✽ hrrhrrhrr.

✽ yeah sure.

✽ you’ll get to meet the crew and they’ll eat you or something.

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* he's ok. we're basically clones, save for like. a few months of difference. anyway. you should absolutely let me ride on the back of your sick bike.

✽ him or you.

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* he eats souls. but i mean. he still has the common decency to not kill everyone he comes across. also we should put him and your buddies in a cage and just let them beat the shit out of each other.

✽ you don’t sound like you like him hrrhrrhrr.

✽ et tu, sans.

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* heheheh. really though, you would. he's a bloodthirsty little bastard if you get him going. fresh, though. would absolutely clash with your aesthetic.

✽ bugs. ugh.

✽ does he eat people. cause there are a lot of humans in vegas and i really got my hands full keeping these shitheads from killing anybody.