Arceus in the homestuck au looking at paradox space and going "What ye fucketh this be not be a creation of thine own, get this shite out of thine devine sights" *throws two train guys, elesa and a child at it*
YEAH YEAH YEAH. Arceus is yelling "I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED" in Ye Old English while the creation trio is sending their blessings and getting popcorn ready kajdjfjskdk
You know how in Homestuck, the alpha kids have the trolls in their dms? In this au, it's just Arceus, Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga. They all try to help everyone out equally, but Palkia has the most obvious soft spot for Akari and Ingo (and later, Ei). Dialga and Elesa have a mutual headache over how annoying time is, and Emmet and Giratina bond over harmless chaos.