Mom (B): Rubarb is celery if it knew happiness.
Mom (E): No, never gonna happen. Celery's not able to do that.
Mom (B): Yes— that's why God created rubarb. To make celery feel bad. Because it should. Because it sucks.
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Mom (B): Rubarb is celery if it knew happiness.
Mom (E): No, never gonna happen. Celery's not able to do that.
Mom (B): Yes— that's why God created rubarb. To make celery feel bad. Because it should. Because it sucks.