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What killed me about Trigun Stargaze's new episode, "The Hurt Locker:"

Knives: "It takes too long for humans to change from their evil ways. It would be much faster to simply annihilate them all. "

Also Knives: Has spent 150 years trying to annihilate humanity

Meanwhile, Midvalley and Leonof: Turned away from evil in 1 day after being shown kindness. Full recovery and reintegration into society within 5 months

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Characters who chose death but are forced to live, my beloveds.

Characters who have to come to terms with a second chance at life they never asked for, my darlings.

Characters who have to move forward on the trembling legs of a newborn fawn through the overwhelming, blinding crush of an existence they fully forsook but which was thrust back upon their unwilling beings, my obsessions.

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it's very funny to me that out of all the humans he finds himself surrounded by, Midvalley is the one that Knives is shown to have hunted down and picked out on his own. Like, he's surrounded by sycophants who adore him or admire him or put up with him for one reason or another, and Knives hasn't shown as much cognition of their presence as he has for a man who plays a murder saxphone really well and hates the mere concept of being in his presence. He's like a dude that would see a 1-year-old parrot up for adoption at a sketchy petshop that is described as violently hating men and he'd go “Yep. That's the bird for me!”

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Trigun has me treating Wolfwood like a first-time mother would. Every mildly potentially dangerous thing he does has me launching across the room like a sleeper agent. Put those vials down Wolfwood. Hey why are you looking at the syringe like that. HEY WHY ARE YOU GOING TO GO FISTFIGHT MIDVALLEY. GET BACK HERE AT ONCE YOUNG MAN YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME YET

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it's so fun explaining midvalley to people outside the trigun fandom cause you get to say shit like "what if there was a reluctant assassin who played Jazz That Kills You. and he was called The Hornfreak"

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"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

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Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

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"Trans people existing does literally nothing negative to your lives you crybaby wimps.

Your life is getting harder and costlier because of the oligarchs, not trans people"

Sticker spotted in Koreatown Los Angeles, CA

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oh my god

meltygetswifi

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

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My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

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