#*sweatdrop*

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Why did nobody morph Hippo? Would that have been Easy Mode?

Probably because most American zoos don't have hippos.  And I’m pretty sure Michelle has too much self-respect to let The Gardens get a herd of them.  Like, some Gardens manager at some point looked up from his emails and was like “there’s a preserve in Botswana says they’ve got a hippopotamus pod they could send to us for only —”  And then Michelle reached over and ever-so-gently pulled his hand off his keyboard, whispering “oh fuck no.”

[polycythemiav]

gonna include fenris and anders in my little doodle and rationalize it that everyone in the Kirkwall gang probably snuggles together already, it’s just part of being a big gay found family

[catsafarithewriter]

Chapter 8: Twisted Tales

Excerpt:

"So, you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured arm."

Haru merely grinned a little ruefully and continued on with her task. "Just… promise you won't freak out, okay?"

Baron eyed the hair with renewed unease. "Funnily enough, that doesn't set my heart at ease." He leant forward, bringing his face dangerously close to Haru's. "Why, exactly, would I need to promise that – ah!"

Haru pulled her hair tight around the wound with a decisive tug. "Just sit still unless you want me to make a mess of this."

"That hurt," Baron accused.

FFnet link

AO3 link

[insaneinsan101]

Reblogging some good Namelessshipping/Originalshipping shit, so uh...be gone if u don’t like it..?

[kinkykinard]

Guess who fell into got sucked into a new fandom again?

Y’all can blame @starshiphufflebadger.

Killjoys, here I come.

[feynavaley]

Submitted by @ono-its-ryane:

I just realized that about half of your fics are the length of novels, and I applaud you for this.

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Oh lol thank you! Most of my fics are actually the length of a novella, though, between 35k and 40k words.

But, I have a confession to make: I’m so used to reading fantasy books (that, because of the complex plot, tend to be way longer) that I had always thought anything shorter than 150k words to be a short novel, and anything shorter than, say, 80k words more a novella than a novel. After seeing again this graphic, however, I checked my Calibre library and realized that I had grossly overestimated a typical novel word count. Wow…

I mean, I’m still convinced that 40k is too short to be considered a novel (and I am a bit doubtful on 50k-60k words, to be honest), but Chrysalis, that I thought not even novel-length yet, actually is. This surely puts things into a different perspective… thank you for sending this in!

[ambiengrey]

@audreycritter who wanted Jason in this, and I felt compelled. ^^;

I’ve finished it! It’s a big file though, so I’ve posted it to my DeviantArt: here.

[stardust-painter]

Naruto and Ino as Robin Hood

Heh. So! Here it is! Robin Hood aesthetics (at least for these two) were a heck of a lot harder than I had planned. Mostly because I didn’t want to use too many pictures of bows and arrows or trees. Hopefully this will do for now until I can get more time to work on aesthetics! (Sorry if they come a bit slow. My life got really crazy the past week.)