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4 - homecoming

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donna - margaret have you seen my keys?

margaret - nope.

donna - ah shit. they have to be somewhere, i can't be late again this week

margaret - not to make a bad situation worse but also the fridge isn't working

donna - today just isn't my day. whatever, i'll just take the bus

margaret - oh look who decided to make an appearance

wyatt - uh. hey guys

donna - oh my god wyatt!

donna - jed didn't tell me he was picking you up from the airport! i missed you so much baby

wyatt - ha, i missed you too mom

margaret - he was in alaska for the summer, not off to war

wyatt - shut up margaret

donna - oh i'm going to be so late. i have to go to work now but don't worry we'll catch up soon as i get off okay?

wyatt - okay mom, it's fine really. i have to get my stuff out the car anyways

margaret - wyatt wait!

margaret - if you ever leave again i will track you down and kill you myself.

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3 - i never, never want to go home because i haven't got one

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one week before

jed - [awkwardly clears throat] you know, your mom really missed you. 

wyatt - ...

jed - she- we’re glad you’re back bud. i know it might be hard to get back into the swing of things since you’ve been gone so long.

jed (cont.) - but you’ll see, not much has changed.

jed - wyatt are you even listening to me?

wyatt - oh uh. yes sir

jed - (sighs) look, i know the last thing you want to hear is life advice from your step-dad,

jed - but you’re getting a second chance, kid. lots of folks would kill to be in your shoes. 

jed - make the most of it. while you still can. 

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2 - either way, we're not alone

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tenn - alright, cut. was that good or one more take?

wyatt - uh, it's the best it's going to get. but maybe take out the part where you admit to espionage and cyber intrusion?

t - we'll be fine, we have to maintain credibility with our audience, ya know? how many subscribers are we at now anyways

w - 54.

t - nice, nice

t - what do you think matt, any suggestions?

matt - are we going to ihop yet.

t - jesus, am i the only one taking this seriously?!

wyatt & matt - yeah

t - (sigh) whatever, let's climb up there to see if we can fi-

w - wait, what's that in the sky?

t - huh? whatever it is it's getting closer-

[LARGE EXPLOSION]

w - holy shit, was that a meteor?!

m - we might wanna dip guys...

t - WAIT, no look-

[fire crackling]

w - holy shit you guys we have to GO

m - wait do you see that? something's moving out of the explosion

w - the fire is spreading tenn, let's get out of here!

t - i'm gonna get a closer look, bring the camera!

w - WHAT?! tenn come back!

m - ah shit.

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1 - you know i hate to be alone, i want to be wrong

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tenn - ah shit, are we filming? mic check, one, two, thr-

wyatt - you don't have to do that dude, just start talking

tenn - (clears throat) welcome, truth seekers, to the darkest corner of the unknown. i, your host tenn, with the help of my companions will be your guide for tonight's exploration

tenn (cont.) - after months of intercepting various local military correspondence, my research has led me to the woods of whitford idaho. a place i think is crucial to answering humanity's number one question, "are we truly alone in the universe?"