#*tenn

[apocryptid]

1 - you know i hate to be alone, i want to be wrong

transcript

tenn - ah shit, are we filming? mic check, one, two, thr-

wyatt - you don't have to do that dude, just start talking

tenn - (clears throat) welcome, truth seekers, to the darkest corner of the unknown. i, your host tenn, with the help of my companions will be your guide for tonight's exploration

tenn (cont.) - after months of intercepting various local military correspondence, my research has led me to the woods of whitford idaho. a place i think is crucial to answering humanity's number one question, "are we truly alone in the universe?"

[keptmanners]

some bs right here: ruby: 5′0 brody: 5′2 clem: 5′4 aasim: 5′7 louis: 5′8.5 marlon: 5′9

[apocryptid]

2 - either way, we're not alone

transcript

tenn - alright, cut. was that good or one more take?

wyatt - uh, it's the best it's going to get. but maybe take out the part where you admit to espionage and cyber intrusion?

t - we'll be fine, we have to maintain credibility with our audience, ya know? how many subscribers are we at now anyways

w - 54.

t - nice, nice

t - what do you think matt, any suggestions?

matt - are we going to ihop yet.

t - jesus, am i the only one taking this seriously?!

wyatt & matt - yeah

t - (sigh) whatever, let's climb up there to see if we can fi-

w - wait, what's that in the sky?

t - huh? whatever it is it's getting closer-

[LARGE EXPLOSION]

w - holy shit, was that a meteor?!

m - we might wanna dip guys...

t - WAIT, no look-

[fire crackling]

w - holy shit you guys we have to GO

m - wait do you see that? something's moving out of the explosion

w - the fire is spreading tenn, let's get out of here!

t - i'm gonna get a closer look, bring the camera!

w - WHAT?! tenn come back!

m - ah shit.