โง ๐ปโ๐ดโ๐ฝโ ๐ฒโ๐ฆโ๐จโ๐ญโ๐ฎโ๐ณโ๐ฆโโโ ๐ธโ๐นโ๐ฆโ๐ทโ๐นโ๐ชโ๐ทโ๐ธโ
miscellaneous quotes from the first campaign of critical role. feel free to adapt as you wish.
โ never attack the bedding before you know the thread count. โ
โ with great power comes great responsibility, shut up ! โ
โ weโll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and, I believe, your pride. โ
โ Iโm killing someone. hold, please. โ
โ I have no idea what's about to happen, but it has been a great pleasure to walk beside each and every one of you. โ
โ screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated. โ
โ he smells like sandalwood, and dismissiveness. โ
โ daggerโs so sharp it could cut the sexual tension. โ
โ your soul is forfeit ! โ
โ your soul doesnโt need to be forfeit, [ name ]. โ
โ hello, Iโd like to share the news of our lord and savior--- my axe in your face ! โ
โ you know Iโm in love with you, right ? โ
โ which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death ? โ
โ youโre the face I saw when murder entered my heart. this is your doing. โ
โ Iโve killed two of those who have wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better, nothing is avenged. โ
โ do not go far from me. โ
โ secrets arenโt safe when [ name ] is around ! โ
โ your secret is safe with my indifference. โ
โ my heart is someone elseโs. โ
โ Iโd like to live long enough to be someone else. โ
โ I love you, [ name ]. I have for a long time. and I'm sorry for being me and that it took me this long to say it. โ
โ why won't you stay down and die with dignity ? โ
โ we donโt do anything with dignity. โ
โ whatโs the best thing youโve got ? that is, you know, within reason. โ
โ this is not over. it canโt be. weโve done so much, and we have so much more to do, right ? this is--- this is not over. โ
โ donโt you move: go ahead and get your shuteye, and weโll be back. โ
โ you canโt walk off in the middle of a game of hide-and-seek again. Iโve been in a barrel for an hour ! I fell asleep in there ! โ
โ what I offer you is the power to see this conflict through to its end. โ
โ you will be a bulwark of my power in cold flesh. walking between heartbeats. unstoppable. โ
โ you have such loneliness in your eyes. โ
โ she is my heart, and my judgement... and the future that I have chosen. โ
โ I thought for a second that... when we said goodbye it was the last time.โ
โ only good people die. โ
โ I think the most free Iโve ever been is with you. โ
โ you see a bit of heartbreak in him. โ
โ what a nice story. letโs do it again. โ