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[bundlesofcrows]

Just realized something really funny

Of all my non horrifically mutated and alive purples, I dont think any of them are painted (unless you count Orionn ig but only her as like a 3 sweep old bc shes not painted anymore since she fled her circus)

The only living painted troll I have is a fucking indigo LMFAO and thats only bc he was based on the game "We Happy Few" so I gave him the strange faceplate-esque white facepaint

Everyone else is either a monster dog, dead, or paintless

[zeawesomebirdie]

Me: wow that one post about House of Leaves sure is funny!! I can't wait to read it myself!!

Me, some 20 pages in: wow this is so cool, this is so inspiring for both horror and typesetting reasons, this is incredible!! Not sure why everyone seems to take five million notes while reading it though

Me, on page 72 being advised by the editors to read Appendices II-D and II-E: well okay I guess we can have a 60-odd page detour, why not?

Me, maybe halfway through said appendices at most: well, fuck

[oasisofgalaxies]

you know theres been a lot of times where ive said ive been rendered speechless but i think this is the first time ive truly felt like ive had no words. ive been staring at my screen in complete silence for the past ten minutes. i havent typed anything until now. i dont even. oh my god.

[cordiae]

For the dress up suggestions, I still remember that one time you have lost a bet and your crew got to pick up a dress for you to wear-- something cute and colorful, even sent me a holo of you flipping the camera off.

I know dresses are not really your thing, but you also have not protested when you ran into me in the corridor, or when I ended up picking you up to spread you over my desk, giving me easy access to you, just hiking it up? Easy to kiss up your thighs and leave hickeys leading up to you, already hard and leaking after barely few kisses and touches.

I would love to pick out and buy a more fitting dress for you, something short and flowing, show you out, how sweet you can be, maybe even with a fitting lingerie set, a lovely garter belt and silk stockings, no panties because why reduce the access.

I'd love to take you out for a dinner first, see how desperate you can get with me teasing you all evening, and if you'd like, maybe we can add a plug or a different toy into the equation. Make it interesting.

---🔪🖤

O h .

So... when do we go shopping?

[inkykeiji]

SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S

ELLIEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OOOOOOH I I I DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS

[nightmare-soldiers]

yall i dont think ive been hit by a one-two punch harder than when i listened to secret triangle immediately followed by the realist

[herald-divine-hell]

I still love Amayian and Leliana's height difference so much. Just, small wife, who is scary but very soft being hugged by her cold but equally soft husbando.