#*yrs

[rabbittush]

The Secret Life of Shane Hollander…

[imakle]

my brother's bestie is so charismatic jfc he gets me to agree to plans so casually that I'd never usually say yes to lmao

[andthistimedontshorkitup]

Also I'm here w/ my nonsense now!

Just ummm... v drunk rn

I umm...

Had... 36 oz of beer, 3 oz of neat vodka and whatever tf is in a blue hell lemonade (at minimum 1 oz but like occasionally enough to taste through half a cup of lemonade concentrate and curacau so...) at the mls game we just lost so.... extra nonsense tonight I'm sorry

[intothenightosphere]

might finally write my nurseydex xmas romcom film idk

[roamngreenwoods]

how did hair dye get UNDER the towel I put on my pillow to catch hair dye

[frankensaint]

I don’t think we talk about the fact that Ginger and Bridgette’s mom was going to kill their dad to help cover up Trina’s death

[xsorakim]

send 👪 for a moodboard of my muse’s family dynamic