#rabbit rambles

[tiny-minecraft-rabbit]

derlord: I have seen your entire life, every birthday wish, secret, freckle and mole and everyday you have existed on this earth and I have fallen in love with you. I know you inside and out and everything that made you who you are today and it is something precious and insurmountable and worth protecting. I have seen your demise, written in the stars, as sure as the earth is round, the sun is bright, and time is infinite, and I have decided to move the heavens to make sure you live instead, even if I cease to exist for it. I love you.

avery: I have only known you in this instance, your life and experiences are foreign to me, your patience, drive and intellect something I can never grasp. You are a stranger, but through one act of kindness I have never been more connected to you. You chose to try and save me when you had no reason to and no benefit of your own and I want nothing more than to return that gesture for you. I fell in love with you from the moment I met you and I would endanger the world and the universe itself to save you because you are worth saving. I love you.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

more concepts for that AU i mentioned. to give it a rough run down:

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Eclipse is an Eldritch God/Entity (called the Jester, or the Jester in Three Shades as a reference to the King in Yellow and the 'three shades' being the three faces/colors of their outfit) that has existed since the beginning of all things. He can view time in the same way we can view a channel on TV and check to see what's coming on later, and is physically unaffected by time (any changes to his form are made by choice), and foresaw there being a human being, who he thought of as tools for amusement and little else, that would one day best him and hold him at the point of a sword (hint: it's Y/N). He's spent the entirety of his existence waiting for this human with baited breath, creating his own self-fulfilling prophecy: when he finally meets the object of his obsession, he's so overwhelmed he's knocked off his feet and they draw their sword (because they are confused and afraid, I mean, they've just met a really weirdly affectionate Eldritch Creature that their brain is struggling to comprehend, can you blame them??).

Y/N was trained to be a knight but decided to abandon the profession to become a scholar instead, curious about how the relationship between gods and humans came to be/what it used to look like compared to the modern day. Now they're a wandering historian, searching through the ruins of past civilizations to find bits and pieces of lost history so they can try to piece together the How and Why of the world they love. Then they stumble upon some whack ass goofy god guy that WILL NOT stop picking them up and swinging them around while rambling like a lovesick poet. They are in WAY over their head BUT- then the god mentions that he's older than the world itself and that he's been here long enough to watch cities rise and fall, and Y/N realizes this weirdo is EXACTLY what they've been looking for. They strike a deal- Eclipse tells them about the early days of humanity and relationship between gods and humans in general, and Y/N occasionally sometimes allows him to take them on a date. Win-win!

[itty-bitty-bunbun]

Shoutout to all the regressors who don’t type or even talk any differently when you’re regressed. You don’t have to have a lisp or a reduced vocabulary or a higher voice to be valid.

[rabbittush]

Au where Shane’s getting a piercing (I’m thinking tounge) and it’s his first time and he’s kinda nervous about it but he’s following Ilya’s (the piercer) instructions so well ‘cause he’s a good boy, and he’s not gonna make this harder for either of them by squirming. He holds his mouth open so wide when Ilya asks and keeps it there even when his jaw starts to get kinda sore, when Ilya holds his tongue still to line the needle up he makes sure to breathe in deeply, and as it goes through on the exhale Shane doesn’t flinch and keeps still for Ilya (even though it hurt really bad), focusing on the hands in his mouth (he only moans a tiny bit). After the jewellery is in the pain becomes a dull throb that goes straight to his dick, and Ilya directing him clearly and telling him how good of a job he’s doing the whole time isn’t helping. The throbbing makes Shane feel so warm, good and fuzzy. He does his best to say thank you after Ilya gives him a juice box and sends him on his way.

[sugarspunfaerie-archive]

Gotta love it when someone that RBs one of your funsies Jewish posts unfollows you shortly after because you RB a post saying Israel isn't why antisemitism is spiking: it's spiking because people are choosing to act on their biases.

[rabbit-head-007]

I think everyone should start drawing Emmrich Volkarin with top surgery scars immediately, thank you

[bunnyforhire]

whimpering overstimulated bf x “don’t stop, you even sound like a puppy” bf

[rabbit-harpist]

morgan's own killing doesn't disturb her. she enjoys it; perhaps she doesn't need to justify it to herself because if one zooms out the numbers simply disappear. what is one death in a world of billions, of mass corporations subsuming the individual? heartbreaker's numbers are a drop in the ocean.

but she is disturbed by the mobs who take heartbreaker as an icon. maybe it's another matter of scale: out of her hands, out of control. her actions, given a name by the crowd, given whatever motive they need to fuel themselves. evangeline morgan kills, but (with one significant exception) she kills for herself.