#- isla

[wellthatschaotic]

some responses to "why are you plural"

(all of these are jokes and lighthearted)

some of our favorite jokes like this (plurality edition) are:

"i'm plural because when we were little we sneezed and no one said bless you so the demons got in"

"i'm plural because god pressed print too many times and we all came out in one body"

"i'm plural because god knew if we were a singlet we'd be too powerful for this world"

feel free to add on!

[species-dysphoria-culture-is]

long dragon dysphoria culture is wanting to twist around objects and display yourself in whatever kind of artistic tangle you wish, but being too short and not flexible enough.

awww that sucks anon i'm sorry- and not sure how to help with this one, maybe try gymnastics if you can?

[chaotic-nonhumans]

Hiiiiiiiii~! We're not all non-human, but we have a fairy in our system too~! Also a waterhorse and then just a literal snake >w<

-Doon

:o hello! welcome fellow magical beings!! <3<3

[wellthatschaotic]

making noises /pos

[wellthatschaotic]

nts be like "ohhh be careful the fae have strange unspoken rules and you could get in trouble if you unknowingly break one" bitch so do you

[wellthatschaotic]

i'm she as the earth is a she. i'm a woman as mother nature is a woman. i'm a they as a swarm of fireflies has many. i'm an it as leaves are its. my gender is of the earth itself, viewed under feminine light. do not perceive my gender as human, for i am not one.

[wellthatschaotic]

look guys i made a system meme!

[Image ID: the "Well yes, but actually no" meme format; a pirate stands with the caption "well yes, but actually no" in yellow text. Above the picture is text reading "asking a system member if they remember something a different member did". End ID]

not for sysmeds/anti-endos