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[jokeranonymous]

@impaler-prince @bloodsoakedtyrant (Whichever version you want to use.)

The masked immortal looked the guy up and down. “...So, wait. Are you an actual vampire? The whole ‘I vant to suck your blood! Bleh ble-bleh’ kind?” He wasn’t meaning that to be mocking, but it probably sounded like it. “You definitely look the part, anyway... I’ve just never actually met one, not around here, anyway.”