there would be times when bakugou’s cooking and he’d ask if you wanna taste the sauce. dipping the tip of his finger in and offering it to your lips.
you accept. sucking his fingers longer than necessary, swirling your tongue around and gazing at him with round doe eyes. so innocent. but he knows what you’re like, causing him to pinch your side and roughly yank his fingers out.
he turns back to the pot to stir, red in the cheeks and body stiff.
“‘m just tryna cook for you ‘nd you’re actin’ all horny in my kitchen.”
then there would be times when he’d offer you a taste of the sauce on his fingers, you giving a quick kitten lick before he twists his wrist around so the pads of his fingers swipe along your tongue, hitting the back of your throat. both your hands go to hold at his wrist at the unexpected movement, eyes wide like a deer in headlights.
“d’you like that baby? d’you like when i give you a taste?”
LUA please feel free to write a lil something about that "sitting on his lap" pyramid (only if you want to!)
i done this just because of the name typo :) based off this post !!! some may say this is complete waffle but it’s also just insanely in love katsuki. like he would die for you bc you’re so pretty. 😁😁
bakugou katsuki was always one that held off on complimenting people. he knew it was partly because he couldn’t help but push his own expectations he has for himself onto other people. it wasn’t like he would cuss someone out for slacking off…. well actually he would do that if it was on his time but generally if someone didn’t do something up to his standards he’d just keep quiet. cast his attention to anything else and then come back to the conversation if it was still worthy.
but with you compliments would slide off his tongue like jelly, like water cascading down a waterfall. at the beginning of your relationship they were always stiff to come out, you clouded his brain so much that he could never think straight. always unsure if a sentence would come out coherent if he tried. but now… you’ve made bakugou katsuki comfortable. so comfortable that, yes his head still stays clouded when youre near him, specifically straddling his lap, arms hanging off his shoulders but instead of keeping it in he just says everything that comes to mind.
the blonde is so unbelievably besotted with you. and with the predicament you’ve managed to get him in right now, he’s so clearly wrapped around your finger. lifting his hips to make more space for you, he slides his hands under your ass to have you pressed even closer to him. chest to chest with not even a sliver or air in between. bakugou’s face holds a lazied expression, a dopey smile with his ruby red eyes that glaze over. he can’t stop looking at you, he probably wouldn’t have stopped even if he was held at gun point.
bakugou runs his massive hands, back and forth over your thighs, then over your waist. he makes you feel so small, which you are compared to his muscled physique. sometimes he picks you up and throws you on his bed with his palms, other days he chooses to caress your skin and hold you like you might break.
“you’re so pretty baby. so pretty.” he says it like a prayer chant, a true believer of his words. he feels intoxicated just from your presence and he doesn’t want to be sober again.
“am i katsuki? you think so?” you know you are, even if you didn’t he tells you everyday but there’s no harm in playing inside the bubble of love he’s trapped you in.
you run your hands up his neck and you hear his breath hitch, a sharp intake of breath. he’s so malleable like this— sensitive. it only makes you giggle and bakugou just rolls his eyes at his own reaction. he doesn’t mind being his bare self with you. this is what love is, right? he sneaks his hands up your camisole, warm hands on your equally hot skin.
“you are, princess. you’re a treasure. jus’ wanna keep you safe with me, kiss you all day. so pretty,” he inches forward, pressing his nose in the side of your neck this time.
“you just said that baby,” but it comes out breathier than you wanted. you lift your head up to give him more space on your neck, your thumbs rubbing the side of his jaw. carefully, as if you were fine glass, he lightly presses kisses down your neck. so light, his plush bottom lip was barely felt. you hum and your eyes flutter shut as he does so, a clear sign for him to continue.
“have me thinkin’ about you all the fuckin’ time. your pretty lil self. when i’m at work, trainin’, during meetings, even when i’m sittin’ with dumb and dumber, ‘m just thinkin’ of you,” he says this all into the side of your neck, his breath warm and ticklish, “you’ve got me so distracted baby.”
he then pulls away from you, your head falling back down to stare at your lover. with his head leaning on the back of the sofa, he takes one hand from under your top to your cheek. with the pad of his thumb he runs it down your nose bridge and over your bottom lip. “what’re you doing?” you whisper but he only shushes you, pulling your lip down to show your teeth then letting it go to snap back.
“i love you,” katsuki says, so simply and so easily. bakugou loves complimenting you, even if you have heard everything he’s said before.
brain dump: u and bakugo sitting in separate chairs in public and him suddenly pulling your chair closer to him
ooo yes sir ! bakugou’s so touchy even if he doesn’t mean to be and he doesn’t care if he’s in public. so when he sees u already sitting somewhere he’d dump himself in the nearest chair, slouching and man spreading before reaching over and grabbing the metal under your chair to bring you closer. and he does it so easily, he’s a hero, he’s supposed to be strong but his strength surprises you every time. makes you feel so light and small compared to his massive physique. he’d drag you closer swiftly and quickly, making the chair legs scrape across the ground with a loud squeak. the abruptness makes you jump, moving to clutch his wrist in alarm and look at him with wide eyes. though you immediately relax at it just being your clingy boyfriend.
and he’d be so sweet, kissing your cheek and saying hey with a pet name attached, “why’re you so far fr’m me huh?” twisting you around so you’re facing him with your legs hanging off his lap. always so touchy even in public. would probably end up slowly over time just pulling you into his lap while he lays back in his chair. and it’s something you both don’t really notice; the natural magnetism between you both.
arguing with katsuki over the phone, completely fuming and talking a million words a second, leaving him no room to even try and defend himself.
just lots of “b-“ “w-“ which you don’t even hear over the sound of your own voice and the feeling of red hot anger through your bloodstream.
at this point, he’s over it and can’t remember what you’re even complaining about now. he stretches his legs across his desk in his agency office, reclining his chair back to get comfortable and even puts you on speaker to rest on the table. he just stares at the phone waiting for you to shut the fuck up, watching the time duration of the call increase.
when you’ve finally stopped ranting, heavy breaths from you on the other line maybe even a sniffle, katsuki takes this as his chance to finally get a word in.
“where are you?”
he says it nonchalantly like he was asking where to pick you up for lunch or something. this one question sobered you up real quickly, scrambling whether to tell the truth or lie. at home? my friends? grandmas?
you both knew you were more talk than action because katsuki will humble you as soon as he steps through the door. he’d be so calm with you, sprinkling a little bit of sweet talk because he knows you just need your little attitude rocked with. and if you weren’t gonna let him do it over the phone, he’d do it to your face. he’d so easily set you straight with the pads of his finger tracing your jaw, leading to you somehow apologising for how you acted and begging him for some type of attention.
it was always attention you wanted at the end of it all.
“in my apartment,” you whispered, closing your eyes and already accepting defeat.
okay you know that tiktok trend of a girlfriend proving their boyfriend is nosy af by pretending to be on the phone gossiping to their friend and the boyfriend will slowly crawl over asking to put it on speakerphone so he can hear too ? THAT IS BAKUGOU !
canonly shown how in season 2 he was sneaking around the corner at the sports festival listening to todoroki talk to deku about his family problems IN HIS BUSINESS FOR NO REASON and also how he’s the only student that knows about the one for all deku n all might secret !!
so in just normal domestic life with him he’d be so NOSY with your friends, classmates and coworkers wanting to know the gossip and although he pretends he doesn’t care he is hanging onto every word, giving input and asking about what happened next. he’d be like cooking while you sit on the side or folding his washing while you retell a story on his swivel chair in his dorm OR he’d be tinkering with his gauntlets while you lay on the floor beside him.
firstly he’s listening because being nosy is listed in one of his many personality traits but also because he loves hearing you talk so freely while he does mundane stuff, watching your face twist into different reactions and hearing your voice go into a higher pitch when he knows your about to laugh. he loves entertaining it all giving short quips so you know he’s listening and for you to continue “he’s so fucking stupid” or “i wouldn’t have that if i was her” or a snarky “we’d never do that. I’d never do that to you.” to which you roll your eyes and give him a peck, “I know you wouldn’t katsuki” before going back into the story. he likes listening to know his relationship is better than everybody else’s but he won’t tell you that.
and for the reason that he already knows the whole story about your friends romantic drama, he thinks it’s in his rights to also listen to the conversation between you and your friend, live and direct from the source. after hearing your surprised “he did WHAT?” bakugou almost gets whiplash on how quickly his head turns to you, raising his eyebrows to signal for you to put the phone on speaker so he can also listen. you do, because you would tell him after if he wasn’t there anyway.
if your friend knows he’s listening like it’s mina complaining about a boy i can imagine them like “bakugous there isn’t he. what does he think?” and you know when u gossip with your friend and they’re in the wrong like clearly in the wrong but as a friend your trying to softly tell them “well maybe…” or you’re also in selfdenial because you guys simply can’t do wrong ! bakugou would straight say from across the room “yeah you were in the wrong, why would he message you if you ghosted him for three weeks?” and you’re like arghhhhh trying to salvage it whilst hearing minas moans but also very much agreeing.
and if you were trying to prank him like the tiktoks ! yes if you try to slowly walk away from him pretending to be on the phone and finding a quiet room you talk in, i can see him following behind you without even realising like your phone is dragging him by an invisible string. you notice he’s doing it straight away, hiding your giggles when he plops beside you everywhere you go, pretending to scroll on his phone but very much listening. you’d be sitting clothed on the toilet seat and have him sitting on the edge of the bathtub listening to your conversation. literally no privacy. OR if you’re in the living room or common room laying on the sofas and he hears there’s some type of gossip over the phone he’s poking your sides for u to put it on speaker or trying to talk to you whilst youre on the phone, whispering “did he do it?” or “I knew he wouldn’t fucking commit! I told you!”
so yes boyfriend bakugou loves gossip and is great at keeping secrets.
only time he ever fails was when he picked you and your friend up from a night out and your friend was moaning about yet another guy in the backseat with you and you were trying to reassure her EVEN THOUGH you and him already spoke about the fact you knew this exact situation was going to happen so bakugou can’t hide his sniggering grunt as he’s driving, causing your angry and slightly tipsy friend to go “why is he laughing y/n! you told him didn’t you!”
bakugou says nothing just shrugs while you scramble for words, “he’s always in the room when you call!”
i’m literally so obsessed with the exes to lovers troupe omg- do you have any thoughts or hc’s on this troupe w/ bakugou ?
omg exes to lovers with bakugou is one of my FAVOURITES i’m squealing just thinking about it !!!!
like if you both broke up for simple reasons like it just didn’t work out, wasn’t the right time or you both were too busy so it was kinda mutual that you should but you know you’re both still into each other but like it’s fair for you not to be together
BUT THEN EX BOYF BAKUGOU EEEEKK
mentions of sex !!!!!! pro hero tings
for sure at the beginning it’s just habit to message each other just casual stuff like you both were still together but you tried not to meet up though you still would randomly fuck
both wouldn’t mention it to your friends either because you know they’d either advise you to just get back together or to stop but old habits die hard lmao
drunk texts !! when he’s drunk it’s like
“ fuckyouu i misdd uou so badly lemme comeover pleade “ or “ i hateyou so m ucsh i wanttr u i saw u with a guuyy the other day i almosST ducked him up BUT KIRI stophed me ducking idot “
but he’s no longer an emergency contact so it doesn’t notify your phone when you’re on do not disturb so when you wake up you then read a very sober katsuki under all those messages saying
“ignore that shit” “it’s true though” “i did almost fuck him up and kiris stupid for stopping me”
he doesn’t mention the wanting you or missing you but he knows you know anyway
whenever you see each other in public like hero events or galas or even on the same mission together (if you’re a hero) he’d be SO annoying
he’d flirt with you like he just met you, some occasions introducing himself for the first time all goofy like
“hi i’m bakugou katsuki also known as dynamight, nice to meet you” with a grin showing all his teeth and his hand out to you “shut up bakugou” “you can still call me katsuki babe nobody is stopping you”
and he is so ANNOYING because you’re stopping yourself because he’s not your boyfriend and you don’t need to fall into these familiarities !!
you’d storm off and he’d continue looking at you the way he does when he knows you look pretty AND HED JUST BE EVERYWHERE that you low-key think he’s stalking you but he’s always doing something to look busy and giving you a smirky side eye like you can’t escape him
has other men not talking to you because they think you guys are together or clearly have a thing going on
he’s also so annoying that if another girl is talking to him he’d entertain it if you’re looking just to annoy you because hey any attention from you is attention !!
another pro hero that looks nothing like you but you can admit is very pretty with her hand on your man bakugou, yeah you’re storming over and politely asking to borrow him quickly, ignoring the sour look on her face when he agrees
jealousy was probs a massive thing in the relationship that you both argued about but now you have no reason to be jealous it makes you even more jealous
so angry ex jealous sex proceeds !! probs in some random bathroom where when u both leave (you always say to leave at least seven minutes while your rushing to readjust your dress but bakugou just shrugs walking out right after you and zipping up his trousers at the same time. has u hitting his arm and complaining in his ear then rushing off to find your friends. he almost does it as some type of statement to everyone else there.
then when he can see youre leaving to get in an uber with ur friend he grabs ur arm softly and says “wait, i can take u home, i needa talk to you.” but you know what the talk is gonna be about and you know you both won’t work together so you tenderly say “maybe another time bakugou” with a nod climbing into the car.
leaving him heartbroken again on the side of the street sheeeeeessssh damn and he hurts from you calling him bakugou still LOL
some miscellaneous stuff is going on holiday with your shared friends and then automatically rooming you both together so (omg one bed !! trope), also going out with shared friends and they’re buying food whilst you’re in the toilet and he remembers your usual order (has u all hearteyed, heart melting (for bonus angsty points if your order has changed)), or him dropping you home because you both live close so it’s awkward in the car n u talk about ur feelings😔😔
facetiming him to ask him if he’s got your jumper or something (sometimes you know he doesn’t have it, it’s sitting right next to you but you need an excuse to talk to him and you know he’ll pick up) has him saying “how come ur always calling ur ex? i hope you weren’t doing this when i was ur man??” and i’ve already said this BUT HES SO ANNOYINGGTGG he has everything staged perfectly, answers the call annoyingly, messes up his hair all attractive like u like, even whips off his t-shirt when he can see you’re calling, makes sure his chain is centred in his chest and sprawls across his sofa, posing and positioning his body before pressing the green phone icon to answer your call. you punch yourself for immediately glancing to his bicep that rests behind his head and the chain glimmering between his collarbones. he’s back to acting like some teenage boy trying to impress a girl he’s got a crush on which he is,,,,,, trying to pull out all the stops for u to ask to want him again.
though you do give in to everything after a while when you’re up way past your usual bedtime thinking about why your life feels so lacklustre. why there’s a gaping hole in the middle which you never remember being there before.
this is when you randomly call him at 4am hoping it goes to voicemail because he’s sleeping, expecting to hear his rude voicemail message rattling back to you but he still has you as an emergency contact, his phone ringing and him answering
a rough croaky voice surprises you and makes you feel nostalgic at the same time, “y/n? baby? what’s wrong” (he never let go of the pet names for you)
and you never realised you were crying at this point silent tears streaming down your face till you let out one loud ugly wail “c-can i come see you please? i-i know you’re sleeping but just to sleep in your bed or some-something i-i know it’s a lot to ask”
and he doesn’t miss a beat, immediate in his reply and you can hear him shuffling to sit up “yeah. yes, you can baby, don’t fuckin cry please. do you want me to come get you? are you hurt? did someone hurt you?”
and you shake your head then remembering he cant see you, “no i’m fine katsuki, just m-miss you. i’ll be there in 15, wait for me?” you try to joke through your tears but it comes out a little desperate, a little honest.
