#-cackles loudly-

[patetpluvia]

".. There's a scary man in the shadows."

[weaponsdonotweep]

-SLAMS HAND DOWN- 

WHO IS UP AND WANTS ANGST?

[weaponsdonotweep]

@waiitress continued from here

“It’s an app, it helps you find potential bedmates. No need for dates, no need for conversation. It’s like a booty call, but on an app. And if you never want to see them again, you don’t have to! You can thank me with a piece of pie tomorrow.”

[whatoddities]

[Bo] I heard Halldis used to be involved with the chief of some bandit camp. He kicked her out when she tried to take over. Might wanna watch out for that one

Tell my muse rumors about their family/friends. [x]

The Nord rolled his eyes and gave the mage a very unamused expression. “Aye, because Halldis clearly fits the bill of a wanna-be bandit chief,” he replied, his tone completely deadpan. “Next you’ll be telling me the bandit is out looking for her.”

[whatoddities]

Bo, let's put Halldis aside for a moment. I mean, she's a lovely girl, but maybe not the most experienced out there. I think you should aim a little higher, look for someone who is confident and charismatic... like that Dunmer lady you met in Whiterun.

Bo blinked.

“...if you are referring to E’hla, I... appreciate the confidence boost, but I highly doubt she would be interested in me. It’s not as if I’m experienced when it comes to such things and she did just recently leave her marriage behind. Besides, I don’t think Llaara would appreciate me pursuing her mother.”

[ninemelodies]

Come closer so I can stick my cold hands up your shirt

[chonzu-blog]

A little Phione girl /keeps bothering me/ and I can't decide if I should strip her of her time powers and make her a regular Phione with Legendary status, or have her mortal with her time powers, or say screw it and have a Phione with time powers on the Legendary council.

[tortulja]

(Φ w Φ) ((For whoever. But preferably Trond. Because I said so.))

[Prompt]

Tortulja walked into the guard's shack, a slip of paper in her hands. Once she spotted the guard, however, she let out a choked, garbled gasp, and quickly spun around, shutting her eyes as she did.

Despite having only taken a few steps inside, the sight had shaken direction from her, and rather than walking to the door and exiting, she fumbled for three steps before colliding with the armory rack, toppling shields, helmets and swords to the floor.