#-calypso

[the-chaotic-n3rd]

hey so what if the reason Calypso and Apollo have beef is because Apollo accidentally crashed into her garden when he got attacked by gryphons, and the cabbages got destroyed.

[onyxolotl]

I probably have delusions but I’ll unpack that shit later I gotta figure out if I’m multiple people in one body first

[onyxolotl]

*bites you /aff*

HIHI yeay

idk what to talk about I got excited and sent an ask help

uhhhh anyway hello !!! this is cobalt pleased to meet you guys

sprout DESPERATELY needs to update her system blog but it’s fine for now…probably…

anyway! tell us your fandoms n just. Stuff you like. I guess. And feel free to dm us we’re TOTALLY open to that too

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sorry i responded so late i forgor

why did you bite me. I'm goijg to btie my desk extra hard because of that /silly

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UR SO REAL LMFAO

HI COBALT FGASIUGFBIAKSJUB HIII HI HIH IIH IHHII HI UHHHH HI

fandoms you say... lifesteal season 5

so if you don't know what lifesteal is... heh... Welcome to the lifesteal SMP, the DEADLIEST minecraft server where if you die, you lose one heart and if you kill another player, you gain one heart. this is why it's so DEADLY. (i half assed the copypasta i couldnt fijnd it sorry guys)

there's 5 seasons, season 6 is happening rihgt NOW and you can find videos and vods and streams of it yahooo but season 5 i just rewatched so ill talk a bit about that (not all of it im leaving stuff out and the finale too because im lazy) (spoiler warning obv)

so the server starts and a bunch of stuff idc about hppanes and it is barely relevant except ashswag and parrotx2 got married(they killed people together) and therealsquiddo gave ashswag a heart and ashswag starts capitalism and minutetech clownpierce and leowo0k make this team called the pmc where people can hire them to kill people. then squiddo has a birthday party! except it was a LIE. htey shouldve known her birthday is in june and shes the least straight person ever like their sona is nonbinary theyre on the aroace spectrum & thye use she/they HOW did they expect their birthday to be anywhere but june. so it was kinda their fault. basically her and a guy named wemmbu decide to FAKE a birthday. and they actualyl just kill like 10 people instead. classic partykillers! anyways then this team called the abyss (aka the void ponies thye all lke my little pony fro some reason so they took inspiration it's really funny to see them be like "its either him... or the void ponies" completely seriously) starts breaking bedrock and making void holes & traps and killing players which isn't very skibidi! the team is princezam mapicc and baconwaffles0 but then they invite jumperwho to join the team but jumper talks to minute and they decide to create a team called the foundation who's goal is to stop the abyss from voiding all of spawn (whcih is their ultimate goal) but jumper goes like infiltration mode and pretends to be an abyss member but they dont trust her fully so they kidnap one of her allies (vitalasy) and force her to kill her. then vitalasy leaves lifesteal and it's really sad. also wemmbu and squiddo decide to make a nuke too along with this guy named 4cvit. super skibidi watch the videos trust

[glitched-deaddoll]

i feel like being a stuffed animal would be so nice