I'm sorry but the only buffy reboot I want is the anthology, where every episode we meet a new slayer, and all of those women are of various ages, not just schoolgirls and twenty-somethings and are from different countries. they fight silly and unique monsters of the week on top of casual vamps and in a middle of episode they need a key piece of information, so they like "What Would Buffy Do" and then they just call her and she's always in some epic geenscreen backdrop location, fighting fuckass practical effect puppet and having a time of her life, while casually solving the current issue herself or outsource it to any other of our beloved character. I refuse to believe in a world where Buffy in her 40s isn't having fun, fully accepted herself, flirty and thriving.











