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ew why y'all so open-minded and mature today on my dash I'm in mood to put holy water in Angel's aftershave and stick needles into his puppet form :(

#anti bangel #anti angel

socratesgirl

ngl i normally hate love triangle stuff but when spike and angel do it im like yes you guys should dance and be petty and nearly kill each other over this woman. she's worth it. never give up boys. every loser is just a winner who didn't try hard enough. you're the entertainment, if the lady says you have to wrestle in a tub of oil well i think you may just have to

#the best part is that fighting in oil is for total buffy gaze indulgence that decides nothing #maybe she will laugh at one of them louder #but also like... someone winning penis measuring competition is not really obliges her to anything #it's the funniest season of the bachelorette that anyone around them ever witnessed #the bets are made the pop corn is cooked #she chooses polygamy and faith is cackling cause “y'all told me I was crazy. I know how B's head works”

alinaastarkov

"Have you ever cheated on her? Have you ever wanted to?" "Not until tonight." DECLAN O'HARA & CAMERON COOK in RIVALS: Season 2, Episode 5

#one of those cases when the ship writes itself but the show is gonna stubbornly ignore it for the sake of being loyal to the og source #that just didn't had all the same factors in mind #the factors being a firecracking chemistry #also I'm sorry Maud is like the least sympathetic female character on this show #for example #Sarah is a shallow gold digger but she at least has empathy #Maud is just bored while having the most decent man in this story worshiping her #still thousand times better than most of the local men huh #rivals hulu #cameron x declan

I don't condone cheating like any other person but somehow this month watching picks got me intrigued by Morgan x Sasha in Nobody Wants This (even though what is Esther's fault beyond being a good friend and not smiling enough? ), but also I'm actively rooting for Lizzy x Freddie, Cameron x Declan in Rivals. In last cases cheating is actually highly recommended

#nobody wants this #rivals hulu

Olivia Dean's Let Alone the One You Love for bangel and Nice to Each Other for spuffy

#i would love to do spuffy centric collection of drabbles for Art of Loving at some point #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spuffy #anti bangel #spike btvs

duckwnoeyes

Willow Rosenberg is the type of girl to mock Orpheus for turning around. Bc how hard is it to walk straight and not look behind you? If Willow was Orpheus, she’d easily march out of the underworld w Eurydice, bc she is better than the myths. She’d never even entertain the idea of doing something silly, like looking behind her, not even to check if Eurydice wants to come back. Because Willow is better, and stronger, and she’ll drag her best friend back to life without so much as a backward glance, without digging up her body. Because Willow doesn’t understand what it means to love someone enough to turn around. To turn and face them is weakness, and she cannot be loved while she is weak.

#saw that on pinterest and came to reblog bc jfk your mind op <333 #willow rosenberg #btvs

clarkgriffon

BEST OF BTVS: Riley & Xander

#I convinced that riley would be theeee guy if they went with gay xander instead of gay willow #ideally ofc they would've went with both but yk...#marc blucas actually has such a likeable vibe I thought riley was cute up until doomed bullshit #btvs #xander harris #riley finn #xander x riley

mmhhch

watching some soap operas together

#the most occasionally misogynistic girl's girl ever #spike btvs #tara maclay #dawn summers #I would kill for all of them #btvs

he's a shit at a concealment, but it's the thought that counts

#btvs #spuffy #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spike btvs #buffy x spike #spike x buffy

socratesgirl

buffy after spike tries to kiss her in fool for love

#she can get behind a light chocking early that night or straddling him herself but him leaning in a little was so shocking #she bottled it up like a trauma #and i bet she thinks he's the one with mixed signals #spuffy

Tabula Rasa where everything is the same but Willow and Anya think they're married and make out sloppy

#i love Tara to pieces but Willow would benefit from ho phase where she hooking up with Amy Anya Cordy #and maybe even Buffy even though they're sister level of besties codded to me #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #willow rosenberg #anya jenkins

rabbitmotifs

is he bothering you queen

#the last one is them post-series being low key about their relationship but posting this shit daily until dawn has to intervention them #tbf arguing with her is a love language and she's also fluent #having a healthy self-esteem moment is thinking that holly draws buffy in sick backless tops for me and me only #spuffy #buffy x spike #btvs

you can have the most advanced media literacy skills on earth but when someone on this website will put a dot at the end of a reply it's obviously undoubtedly a sign that they hate you and you should never post or talk again

teetharoundorgans

#you can pull out almost any take from spuffy dailies put it in a show and it would change the course of the narrative #btvs #spuffy #btvs dailies

ohlioness

It was really funny how much everyone freaked out about Dawns shoplifting 😅 half of y’all are killers and the other half have committed many crimes

Also she was mainly shown stealing from the Magic Shop and they literally all do that I don’t believe they’re paying for anything they use there?

Like I know it’s objectively a bad thing and we must protect Dawn from any corruption at all costs! But it’s so funny how big of a deal it is like the world is always ending but she can’t nick a bracelet 🫪? I’d be much worse good on Dawn for only stealing a little I’d be smashing windows and setting houses on fire probably

#“dawn should have stolen something big” <prev #now i want a crack fic where trio couldn't get the diamond from the museum because dawn is already stole it #anya helped cause better from museum than from magic box #she has skills we all know that

no deep meaning casual observation but ironic how SMG is born and raised in nyc and ended up playing iconic california girl while JM is from cali and ended up playing sure an iconic brit but also the one who's canonically and aesthetically suits very well for nyc scene and had one of his biggest (gruesome) accomplishments happened to him there

#spuffy #is this a spuffy soulmatism post? looks like one #you can make it rpf if you feeling freaky but I'm really just was thinking how life is funny sometimes #buffy summers #spike btvs

obsessed with everyone's attitude shift towards spuffy in s7 actually. Xander's main concern towards Spike is mind control murder fest. which is valid, Spike's concerned himself. Buffy mother-henning this slayerfucker though? not Xander' monkeys not his circus. after the last May he just accepted that he's too sane to understand wtf is going on between them. Willow heard "still in love with Spike" and went 👀 "Nobody was talking about... Anyways... " Riley got a highly classified call from his ex-girlfriend who, the last time he heard from her, was hooking up with the worst guy he knows and not only Riley accepts that they seemingly still together, he also is willing to help to make this guy potentially even worse. Buffy wants whatever the hell she wants. Dawn's still mad af at Spike sure but Buffy seems to be chill with him... why? would somebody care to explain to Dawn what is going on? anyone? Buffy? wdym you don't know? who can possibly know then?? and Giles is just straight up not on the same page with the rest cause he fucked off for almost a year and wasn't irradiate with embarrassing freak couple ray enough.

#not present: the potentials who straight up ship their home room and PE teacher #buffy literally won't shut up about him even before girls met him #spuffy #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy x spike

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