EMT on TV: Hey, ma'am, talk to me. Are you in pain? Are you having any difficulty breathing?
Patient on TV: Uh... who are you?
EMT on TV: Oh, sorry, I-uh... I'm a firefighter.
Me, to my fiance: Okay, I admit that is very realistic. I am sometimes halfway through a patient history before I'm like "Oh shoot, right, hi, I'm the doctor."










