i’ll ship tony with every single male…as long as he’s the bottom
and i know you guys agree with me—the man gives off some serious bottom energy ngl
he’s just a short lil’ bisexual who enjoys being dominated
(headcanons for a few ships below the break)
(few of them are a little. um. spicy.)
(you have been warned!)
ironstrange (my personal favourite):
okay so stephen can portal, right?
and he used to be a surgeon
so he can name bones
so what if he just like
randomly appears behind tony, touches his spine or neck, and murmurs the bone names softly in tony’s ear
tony’s driven insane by it, so much so that whenever he hears the whoosh of a portal opening, he blushes and shivers
(going to the sanctum with stephen was torture for the man and pure delight for the sorcerers)
stevextony (stony, my second favourite)
carrying.
all the carrying around.
steve picks up tony at random times.
doesn’t matter where he is, doesn’t matter who he’s with.
just “let’s go, tones”.
tony complains if they’re around people…but strangely enough melts into steve once they’re alone
steve asks for consent a lot, always wanting to make sure that tony’s okay with it.
ironwinter (tonyxbucky):
tony’s more playful here.
because when bucky gets tired of tony mouthing off?
oh, lord, he gets fierce
one time, tony was making snarky comments to bucky in front of the other avengers
bucky waited until tony had gone to the bathroom to get up
as soon as tony tried to leave the bathroom, bucky pounced on him
he got tony back into the bathroom, closing&locking the door and then proceeding to pin tony up against it
when they got out, half an hour later, tony was a lot more subdued…
science boyfriends (tonyxbruce):
(actually didn’t know this existed until i googled it, so here goes?)
bruce got the hulk back under control, yes…
but he tends to show up a bit more whenever he and tony are alone.
picking him up with one hand, pressing up against him, pushing him down into the bedsheets…yeah, tony’s really submissive with him
because if he’s not?
bruce always puts him back in his place
if he’s more hulkish, he’ll do it right then and there
if he’s more bruceish, though…that’s when tony is really scared
last time, bruce brewed a special batch of tea that made tony INCREDIBLY sensitive…for weeks.
bruce has had no problems with tony since.
thunderiron (thorxtony):
thor’s always using his hammer to keep tony down
trying to get up from bed too early? hammer on the chest.
trying to run from him to avoid kisses? hammer’s gonna spin out of his hand and shove tony back towards him.
if he’s in his iron man suit, wrestling with thor? thor’s gonna get this boy’s wrists above his head and place the hammer on them. boom. incapacitated.
thor also doesn’t quite understand humans yet, so when he finds out just how red tony turns when flustered…
touches on his neck in the middle of meetings makes tony stutter
touches on his back on the couch makes tony blush furiously
if they’re alone, tony will whine softly…if they’re around other people, tony has to cover his mouth to muffle himself.
starkquill (tonyxpeter!) (peter quill, not peter parker):
SARCASM.
all the sarcasm!
and dirty jokes are quill’s main attack
tony’s under the impression that both of them are equal in this relationship, but quill likes to remind him who belongs to who every now and again
rocket starts teasing tony a lot (“got any new marks?” “sore, pretty boy?” “i can get a wheelchair if you need one after last night!”) and tony just glares at him
of course, quill always comes up behind him while rocket’s teasing and discreetly brushes tony’s shirt collar to the side to reveal so many bruises and love bites that tony’s skin is practically one giant mark
There's like three interesting things in these pages: Thor and Iron Man are the only avengers with secret identities who know each other's real names (which according the the comic, "gives them a special and unique bond") Swordsman tells us more about his origins and about Mantis, and Black Panther is back again. (Avengers #121):
