#... weird

[welcome-to-green-hills]

(You get head pats and ear rubs, but what about tummy rubs? Like what you would do to Ozzy when he lays on his back.)

Only Donut Lord and Pretzel Lady can give me ear rubs.

... Tummy rubs?

[fear-is-nameless]

How did you get a spatula for a hand? Very curious.

…. I can’t seem to remember?

Do you?

[alenkorra]

TUA fandom is so weird about klaus because why did i just see someone endlessly praise him and say he's the best queer rep ever and then proceed to say viktor is "just ok" because "it's unrealistic that none of them had a problem with him being trans" ???

[dilutedaspirations]

... I... Hate to say it but I feel better being back at David's than I did being around Theron

[emmasfieldnotes]

Have you ever been more uncomfortable -_-

“rubbing ...will promote a soft and transparent surface. The palm of the hand and the tips of the fingers should be the colour of the inner leaves of a moss rose, with the blue veins distinctly visible” - Family Etiquette, Samuel Beeton

[ua-monoma]

try tying a subway sandwich to the end of a stick and use it to lure iida

Does he,,,..., would that work,

[twinien]

it just occurred to me that there are people who don't know of 'ah, the scalene triangle'