I'm the number one hater of the "Almejas is an innuendo for prostitution" theory.
Okay so. first, a normal clam stand is more manageable than a fucking uh, i dont know how to say it in english so im just gonna say rent-a-whore, for two people that barely went to school
Second. JOSE AND MARIA WERE 17. ISNT THAT KIND OF WEIRD???? YOU CANT EVEN ENTER THOSE KINDS OF PLACES AT THAT AGE. HOW WOULD YOU BE ABLE LEGALLY TO EVEN START THAT KIND OF BUSSINESS
Third. JOSE AND MARIA ARE SIBLINGS. WOULDNT IT BE STRANGE TO ASK YOUR SISTER: "haha hey sis wouldnt it be so frikin cool to open a rent-a-whore place together" JUST IMAGINE IT. DOESNT SOUND GOOD DOES IT.
Also, if ECDN wanted to do that, they would just do it. Like when was the last time were a pre-raro song said an innuendo for sex? NEVER. THEY WOULD JUST SAY "oooo crazy sex ahahaha now i have aids and stuff" like what da hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll









