#...but yes

[gingerteaonthetardis]

#asdhahsjkdasgd all the men i like. look the same. help do you mean they are just........ some................. some guy? litteraly just some guy?????

asdjkhasjkdahjksd SHUT UP, SAE

[shenzcorner]

Haha jk I'm not writing this down. Just mental notes. We're practically kindred spirits! Size kink? ✅ Biting kink? ✅ Skeleton Simp? ✅ Voice Kink??

[frankie-olivares]

Okay.

This is fine. I can survive this. Fuck.

[lieu10nant]

@ryusxnka​​

She had been gone—for Soul King knows how long; for only Him bears witness what sort of crazy mundane she got herself into this time—but those who claimed to have this one enigma of a woman figured out understood there was simply no way—not even in the deepest, darkest pit of Muken—that she wouldn’t be back on her dear captain’s special day.

“Ta-i-chou~”

Inappropriate to some, she was beyond well-aware that her sultry tone would merely fall on deaf ears against the young prodigy—and yet despite the annoyed mutter under his breath he deemed a satisfactory reception, the lieutenant also knew it gave her the highest of chance to draw his attention, for the sound of it disrupted the quietude he seemed to love somewhat too much.

“I’ve got something for you~”

Inside the medium-sized gift box, enveloped within a piece of holographic paper, was a mint-colored mug with a small baby dragon sculpture of a matching hue peeking at its rim into its bottom where a pink kitten-shaped tea infuser was making what looked like a “BOO!” pose—ready to be clipped alongside the mythical creature for Hitsugaya’s next fancy tea-sipping session.

“Happy birthday~!” she clapped cheerfully once the endowment had settled on his desk; concealing her own impatience to see his reaction upon their reveal.

“Oh, and I don’t know if you remember this, but it’s been a full cycle of 365 days since I gave you the coupon thingies—so if you’re thinking of using them now, I’m sorry but they’re all expired. Here’s to another year of not-being-a-buzzkill-to-my-subordinates, Taichou! Woo~!”

[choicesenthusiast]

But can you rap Guns and Ships?

Shut up nonny we're not doing this right now

Let me elaborate. I was a theater kid who couldnt sing, so i only watched and appreciated them from the sidelines. Also i played in a pit orchestra.

[kelsey-ohai]

Gosh.

Stop eating every flake, you fatty.

[skinnycarameltay]

You're vegetarian?? You must eat lots and lots of tofu ;))

is this some sort of sexual innuendo that i don’t understand dlgnkflkdnglfdg