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[asaraltu]

peepingtoad

Bitch really out here pretending I'm not his daddy, smh

Do you mean that in a battle sense or--

[hadjalterdoneanythingwrong]

Day 74

In hindsight, I don't know what Jeanne was expecting when she let me make this blog.

I guess being roasted is just a multiversal constant for her...

...hopefully it doesn't actually bother her too badly.

...Might hug her later just to be safe...

[killthebxy-archive]

me: has been messaging tumblr since January 24th literally every day, sometimes more than once a day, from three different email accounts, nearly begging to have my blog back

tumblr staff: nah

@zcldrizes: sends one (1) message

tumblr staff: WE ARE SO SORRY PLEASE HERE IS THE BLOG BACK WE’RE SORRY IT TOOK US FIVE WHOLE MINUTES TO SORT THIS OUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

[redlikebloodiedbones]

the more i read, the more i want to tear my eyes out.

[spookygirlfriend]

Salvador Sobral: sings a sweet soft ballad at the ESC, prefers to eat simple food at the ESC catering instead of 5 star gourmet stuff, is a literal happy puppy when his sister sings the winning song with him on stage, has heart problems, was going to wear his "SOS Refugees" sweater in the opening sequence but the EBU didn't allow it

Salvador Sobral: *criticizes mainstream trash-music in his speech*

Tumblr: he's a pretentious douchebag who wants to steal our ESC glitter guns, he's the literal devil who poisoned our gay crops, his song is the worst™ how dare he talk shit about pop music????? WHY DIDN'T THE YODEL SONG WIN??? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT #notmywinner

[gayhags]

do I need to send the cartel to chris woods house so he really won't be physically able to be in season 3

[killthebxy-archive]

@lifesevered explain.