#esc 17

[brittabot]

ireland giving 7 points to israel but the UK not giving them any

[chrishemsworht]

yay for johnny logan! he needs to come back and represent us again!!

[eurovisiontrashposts]

The story of Germany:

2015: They came last

2016: They came last

But it took a drastic turn in 2017 when they came second last

[danrifics]

concept for next year: bring back every iconic meme contestant and have them battle it out to see who is the ultimate European meme

[alistaircousland]

tale as old as time

song as old as rhyme

beauty and the beast

[ushapedspace]

Europe everytime someone wears a white dress and/or performs a ballad.

[sqrrlbot]

Summary:

Serbia: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad

Austria: Dreamworks logo tries for a career as a boy band singer

Macedonia: Classic pop song and/or political statement about fetuses not counting as people (at least in a ESC setting)

Malta: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad

Romania: Yodel, rap, giant cannons - peak Eurovision

Netherlands: Coming soon to your mom’s iPod/the end credits of a Diane Keaton movie

Hungary: Hungarian hipster rapping with traditional folk dancer backup

Denmark: woman in a RED!!!! dress, belting out a power pop ballad

Ireland: A Ballad From Ireland - this year a Disney number performed by a smol child

San Marino: Your dorky parents embarrassing you by grinding on the dance floor

Croatia: An opera singer and a Broadway singer fighting for control over the same body. Possibly homophobic, despite definitely pride-friendly scene decor. Might be a Brony.

Norway: Macklemore enslaving Zer0 from Borderlands to bang on a drum to his generic pop beat

Switzerland: The Beauty and the Beast live action remake looks great

Belarus: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad singing a happy cute folksong with her awkward brother on one of those Florida boats

Bulgaria: Another smol child because like most things Biebermania hasn’t reached Europe until now

Lithuania: Kill Bill - the Musical

Estonia: Generic Soap Opera - the Musical. Saw Love Love Peace Peace and mistook it for instructions.

Israel: Happy beefcake taking a dance break at the gym, who also watched Love Love Peace Peace. 

[johnnyjaqobis]