First I had the orc who retired to be a baker, now I have the orc who was cursed with charisma and all his warrior bros hate him.
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First I had the orc who retired to be a baker, now I have the orc who was cursed with charisma and all his warrior bros hate him.
mdzs au where everything is the same but instead of drinking too much wine wwx just really likes apple juice
âevery night Some strange man would appear and eat a KitKat incorrectly, and I think that's what drove me to chaos.â
Tony Stark: *is an asshole*
Them: Disgusting. Irredeemable. Fucking selfish piece of shi,t. Hope he dies.
Tony Stark: *immediately shuts down biggest division of his company and risks everything he spent years building bc principals* *creates a suit with his own two hands and goes out and saves people in it despite the fact he has no training and Does Not Need To* *draws himself as the one who needs to be saved by the kid who asked him 2 sign her drawing* *is pretty much only avenger on team that actively shows remorse/guilt/ character growth at a l l*Â âeveryone elseâs fears: personal shit. Tonyâs fear: his team dying* *makes drinks for his team/houses his team/funds his team/ loves his team even tho they donât really give much of a shit for him* *treats Jarvis and his bots like his kiddies.* *treats any lonely science kiddie he meets as His Personal Science Kiddies* *will throw himself into line of fire in order to protect everyone else* *is the literal embodiment of a human shield. Will not hesitate to put everyone elseâs life above his own*
Them:
Them: Disgusting. Irredeemable. Fucking selfish piece of shi,t. hope he dies.
anyway, fuck donald trump and fuck donald trump supporters.
No cause like. I thought about hands too hard. And realized that Clouds hands would Not be in line with what someone in his line of work would have. That sword is massive, it's heavy, and no amount of glove wearing is going to prevent callouses after years of use. But. He hasn't been using the sword for years. Maybe months at best. So like. His hands giving it away that he's not what he says(or thinks). Y'know?
if smurfs were real there would be an anthropological subfield for studying them. you go to college and get your doctorate in smurfology.
Is this what it feels like to be exhausted by discourse? Because wOw I'm tired. Like. I just want to curl up on the couch with all my favorite plushes and read some comfort character fic.
...That said. Anybody got any good SU fic recs? Preferably with light angst and focusing more on family than ships.