#...well damn

[justhighschoolquotes]

A girl in my English class asked if it was an invasion of privacy for Otto Frank to publish Anne Frank's diary. My English teacher thought it was fantastic when I turned around and said "she's dead. She's been dead." With the most annoyed look on my face. The girl and her friends are well known in the school for being genuinely dumb. I do not like them, obviously.

[greensleeve]

"We got about 200 job applications, we interviewed only 10 to 15 people"

[gcdspridearchive]

hi i have a muse who cares more about other people’s lives, their feelings and general wellbeing that she will ever about herself - it was pretty much because of how she was raised and it stuck

[timona-lisa]

so i’m compiling a list of sam and teeth moments in canon because why not:

~jungle boogie ~mack the knife ~that one moment from mfc where sam’s like, ‘why am i here?’ ~ummm ~uhhh ~yeah that’s pretty much it

[nevesrook]

my mom just said she was disappointed  because i haven’t made anything on photoshop from the star wars movies..

[dealingwithbread]

@Olive

Okay, so you know how I was making all those jokes about "abreadstick" being a phallic symbol, and you just really wanted the D?

About a week later, what nickname did you give me?

хліп.

[mnemonicsweets]

1993: Supreme Court rules that sexual harassment in the workplace is illegal.

[matthew-roden]

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