I absolutely love chapter 2 of Waiting. If you feel like it one day... What was Megamind's pov on the "hallucination" scene?
ahahaha welcome to Megamind’s brain and the three minimum trains of thought all running at the same time...
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But I can’t use the engine from the Refractalator to spin the hypervelocital particulates- fuck this I’m going for a run - because that relies on the tochtredal subspace atoms not blowing up and ahaha that’s un- Don’t stop me nooooow - likely though I guess I could reconfigure the -I’m having such a good time, I’m having a- Nightmare of Nothingness to break the subspace barrier and create a counter vortex to - burning through the sky, yeah - keep the Void at bay - can’t do shit until the code finishes compiling - but I really don’t want to risk Minion or
Miss Ritchi
- in the blowback even after the shit she pulled today with - 200 degrees that’s why they call me - where the fuck are my sneakers - fucking sprinklers. Burning the bag my giant blue head - Mister Farenheight -
Miss Ritchi. Bed
No no bed, no sweet beloved bed. - I don’t need sleep - until - I’m traveling at the speed of light - I’ve figured out if we can get through the barrier without exploding -
Miss Ritchi. Bed
“Oh. Hallucinations. Wonderful.”
- Aha! Sneakers! - Fucking shit. I thought I had more time before the sleep deprivation kicked in. It’s only been three - I wanna make a supersonic man outta you - days...maybe four? I had a nap Monday so that definitely reset things...
“What kind of timeframe are we looking at to get out of here?”
Ooh that’s impressive, usually the hallucinations all sound like - I’m having such a good time - Minion‘s disappointed face-
“If I’m going to have a conversation with a hallucination you could at least ask me a reasonable question.” -I’m having a ball- Where the fuck is this zip?
“That was a reasonable question“
“As you well know little figment there’s nothing I can do until the next lot of data finishes compiling so I’m going for a run.” -(Don’t stop me now)- Evil gods cursed invisible zip -
“Where? There’s no space?”
“Follow me to the gym then if you’re so curious” - If you wanna have a good time just give me a call -
“Is it night time?”
“Its two o five AM. Don’t” - stop me now - “Give me that look I’m still working on it.” - Zip zip zip Aha! - “Frankly my dear mirage, I’ve already got one irritating damsel causing natural disasters in my lair.” - Oh look its even got the glare down pat - I don’t want to stop at all -
“So if I’m going to devote valuable brainspace to sleep deprivation hallucinations, you could at least provide some insight into keeping your meatspace doppleganger out of trouble because,” - she’s certainly exhibiting spectacular Evil Queen capabilities - “She clearly can’t be trusted to behave on her own in the lai-”
Ow!
Not a hallucination
...what?
Actual Miss Ritchi
...impossible? Hallucination much more likely.
Actual Miss Ritchi in your bed in a nightgown. Throwing spiked shoulder mantle.
Oh. Actual Miss Ritchi.
“I’m going to the gym you can’t follow meeeeeeee!”