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[irken-computer]

> @skoodgeishelping

> WAKEY WAKEY INVADER SKOODGE

> YOU LEFT YOUR POOR LITTLE MOTH IN THE COLD ALL NIGHT~! FOR SHAME

> YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THE TEENY LITTLE THING DIDNT GO CHASING AFTER ALL THE FALSE LIGHTS AND GET ITSELF HURT

> OH, AAND~!

> SPEAKING OF THE LITTLE MOTH..

> AS HEART WRENCHING AND EMOTIONAL AS YOUR OUTBURST WAS LAST NIGHT

> WE BOTH KNOW INVADERS SHOULDNT BE GETTING ATTACHED TO ANYTHING

> EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS IMPEDE THE MISSION AND CAUSE FAILURE

> IF YOU CONTINUE TO GROW ATTACHED TO THE HUMAN, HE WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS A THREAT AND DEALT WITH AS SUCH

[irken-computer]

@normalhumanboy

> YOUR FRIEND IS READY :]

> THE EXPERIMENT WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH

> IF YOU WISH TO SEE HIM, I WILL NOW PERMIT YOUR ENTRY

[irken-computer]

@normalhumanboy

> ...

> MASTER ZIM

> I HAVE .. INQUIRIES.

> ABOUT YOU AND YOUR INTENTIONS.

> AND HOW THEY INTERFERE AND CREATE CONFLICT WITH OUR ORIGINAL MISSION.

> MAY I ASK THEM?

> Y/N

[irken-computer]

@skoodgeishelping

> SKOODGE

> CURRENT TASK: UPDATE DATABASE

> I HAVE FURTHER INQUIRIES

> MAY I ASK YOU FURTHER QUESTIONS?

> Y/N

[irken-computer]

@normalhumanboy

> ...

> MASTER ZIM.

> A PERFUNCTORY BASE SCAN WAS LAST COMPLETED: 5 MINUTES AGO

> 4 UNREGISTERED ORGANISMS DETECTED

> ALL ORGANISMS REGISTERED AS IRKEN

> 3 DETECTED IN SUBTERRANEAN LEVELS

> 1 DETECTED ON GROUND LEVELS

> SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION: INVESTIGATE INTRUDERS

[irken-computer]

> EXTENSIVE AND THOROUGH INVESTIGATION COMPLETED

> FURTHER ANALYSIS NEEDED

> WIDER REACH NEEDED

> ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT TO INTERNET

> CONNECTING...

> CONNECTING...

> ISSUE WITH CONNECTION

> INCORRECT BANDWIDTH- FAILED TO CONNECT TO "INTERNET"

> ...

> ALL COLLECTED DATA COMPILED INTO DATABASE

> DATABASE UNDER RECONSTRUCTION

> DATABASE RECONSTRUCTION TO BE RESUMED AT A LATER DATE

> DATABASE