#0220

[pokemon-drawn-from-memory]

Swinub!!

This is day 22 of drawing a pokemon from memory, speedpaint here!

[boobsperv02]

[holybasementdweller]

aemulator

[maron-diary]

2026.2.20

2026.2.20

[hulijingemperor2]

Happy birthday to our twin emperors!! 🦊🦚🎊

~~~

Everyone across the Jianghu world is on holiday today! Because it's 02.20, a.k.a the birthday of their two beloved emperors. Far and wide, cultivators, fox spirits, peacock spirits and even mortals celebrate by partying, gathering and partaking in cultural activities. They would even start news things because they believe it's auspicious.

~

And as for our emperors, they're having a lavish party in Jinlintai, Lanling. Yao Huangdi's concubines, except for Minshan, were still in their clans (and Jing Manor) getting their gifts organized.

Knowing that the Huangdis will be in Lanling, the city became filled with fox and peacock spirits.

Yao Huangdi: *holding a large bouquet of peonies. Then Zixuan entered with a bouquet of peonies too.*

Zixuan: is that for me, Huangdi?

Yao: *smile* what about that? Is that for me, Huangdi?

Zixuan: *hugs* of course it is! Happy birthday, Foxy!

Yao: happy birthday to you, Zix. Beautiful flowers.

Here's your bouquet.

Zixuan: lovely! As always!

Yao: where were you?

Zixuan: getting ready, and contemplating what to give you.

What can I give the emperor of the Jianghu and fox spirits.

Fortunately I got you the perfect gift.

I'm an amazing gift giver.

Yao: you give the best gifts indeed. But not as what I give you.

And we rule the Jianghu together, so I can relate to contemplating on a gift for you.

Zixuan: all clans send flowers, best wishes and priceless gifts for us.

Yao: yea. Thoughtful right.

Yanli: Zixuan, A-Su and I had planned out everything!

Qin Su: I hope you two birthday emperors enjoy your day.

Yao: definitely. Everything goes well when it's planned by the empresses.

Zixuan: you both are gifts already.

A-Li, where is Shi wudu?

Yanli: he went to meet his brother. I

mean sister, Shi Qingxuan. They're in Jing Manor.

Zixuan: ohh! Amazing then.

See how our harems are linked, Foxy pie. *opens fan*

Yao: ah yes. *opens fan*

Zixuan: but how do you handle that large harem of chaotic people? I would be pulling my hair out. Or maybe demanding to be worshipped.

They should fight over me.

Yao: *laughing*

Qin Su: everyone would be eager to worship you both!

Yanli: exactly!

Meng Shi: aw, my two babies. You look stunning. *hugs* happy birthday!!

Yao: thank you so much, A-niang.

Zixuan: thank you, Jimu!

Meng Shi: empresses, you did a great job organizing everything.  I'm so proud.

Qin Su and Yanli: thanks taihou. *bow* don't mention it.

Qin Su: anything for our hubbies.

Yanli: they deserve the best.

Meng Shi: that's right. My babies already have the world.

Yao'er, Xuan'er. I got you some birthday money. I mil each. And I instructed the maids to make your favorite dishes.

Yao: aw, A-niang. You may fatten us. Not that I mind.

Meng Shi: well your cheeks would be more pinchable.

Zixuan: aww.

Su Fengge: *kneels* Huangdi and Huangdi, Xiandu is here with his clan members.

Yao: excellent. Let's go see.

Thereafter the Huangdis stood near the steps of Jinlintai, to see thousands of Su sect members joined by their clan members kowtowing

"May the two emperors be immortal and help the Jiangju flourish more."

In sync, they offered miniature jade Qilin and Pixiu statues, stood up and bowed. Then they made their clan signal go off like fireworks.

Yao: *amused* oh waw!!

Zixuan: Shanshan always outdoes himself!

Yao: that's right! Every year, it's something magnificent.

Su she: *kisses their hands* happiest of birthdays, Yao Huangdi. You're my soul.

And happiest of birthdays, Xuan Huangdi.

Yao: thank you, Shanshan.

Zixuan: thank you!

Su she: how was the surprise from Moling Su?

Yao: lovely as always. I love the gifts.

Zixuan: we're very pleased.

Su she: I'm glad to hear that.

My clan members will bring in your gifts into Jinlintai. I have to go meet team dimple, Huangdi. May I?

Yao: sure. Go meet team d, dear. And hurry back..

Su she: *blush* we're just planning things for you. And Xuan Huangdi.

Yao: I see.

~~~

Now the party is in full swing! Yao and Zixuan sat on the lanling jin throne, while there were entertainment, food and expensive wine. Clan leaders, fox spirits, cultivators and peacock spirits took turns to wish and gift them.

Rizhao Zeng sect leader: happy birthday, Huangdis. I'm gifting you two ceramic vases each.

Yao: well, that sounds lovely. Thank you.

Zixuan: excellent craftsmanship.

Rizhao Zeng Zongzhu: this Jianghu will be nothing without you both. May you live forever, and continue to be gorgeous. You two are like the sun and the moon, shining on the Jianghu.

Yao: aw, how heartfelt.

Zixuan: of course we'll remain gorgeous.

Yao: of course.

Zixuan has to get older first.

Zixuan: *gasps*

Ayao I'm just two hours older than you.

Yao: that's why you'll always be two hours ahead.

Former ouyang Zongzhu: *toasting* to our dimpled emperor and our peacock emperor!

Sect leader Mao: to our twin emperors!

Zixuan: this is how it should be.

The both of us spending our birthdays together.

Yao: I always enjoy it.

Zixuan: I hated what A-Die did to you.

Pushing you down the stairs. And it was our birthday.

Yao: that's when I started loathing.

Zixuan: things are better now.

We're emperors. And he's our prisoner.

Yao: right!

Zix, do you think Jiang cheng will perform for us.

Zixuan: he must! Or else I'm kicking him out of the harem.

Yao: oh kick him out? That's so harsh.

Zixuan: what would you do, Ayao?

Yao: ah, I may be disappointed.

Maybe tease him a little.

Then team d would drill him.

Zixuan: leave it up to team d?

Yao: yep. As I should.

Takes away the stress.

Zixuan: is that a beauty hack?

I'll just ignore Huaisang then.

Yao: that's the best thing. And you already do.

Zixuan: I'll do it some more.

Later on team d and the rest of concubines came with their gifts.

Xue yang: Jiggy, Xuanxuan. Guess who's here.

Xichen: Ayao, happy birthday.

Xue yang: just ignore Lan lips.

Shen Jiu: oh come on yangyang. It's Huangdi's birthday, isn't it. And not only one Huangdi.

Yao: thank you yangyang, and Huan. Concubines, feel free to get some refreshments, then offer your gifts.

Nie Mingjue: happy birthday, Meng Yao. *kisses hand*

Yao: aw, dage. Thanks a lot.

Zixuan: look who's a softie today! This is how you should always treat my brother.

Mingjue: sometimes he torments me, Huangdi. But I'll try, for your birthday.

Zixuan: then eat his torments. Don't you have any taste.

Mingjue: ah, I'll try to kiss him more often.

Shi Qingxuan and Shi wudu: happy birthday, emperors.

Rusong: Happy birthday from Sect leader Qin.

Jinling: and Sect leader Jin.

Both: *hugs*

Yao and Zixuan: awww

Yao: babies!

Zixuan: thank you, babies.

Jinling: A-Die, Xiao shushu, my clan members had decorated every inch of Lanling for you.

All decorations were made from our cultivators.

Zixuan: spectacular!

Rusong: and in Laoling, we had organized lantern festivals, boat racing and operas. We gave out free food amd sweets to everyone in the city. As for Yunping, everything is well decorated.

I got team d to sell your merch.

Yao: oh waw. I'm glad that everyone is having fun.

Rusong: yup. Ling gege and I had ordered local Laoling and Lanling delicacies here for your liking.

Meng Shi: A-Song and A-Ling planned out everything with the empresses.

Jinling: I think we did more than them.

Rusong: of course we did. And we're the babies of the emperors

Qin Su: so you have baby privileges then?

Rusong: correct.

Qin Su: and how did sect leader Qin amd Jin get so rich.

Jinling: we're rich babies.

Qin Su: hahaha, I see.

Yanli: let them take the credit. They're cute.

Qin Su: definitely.

They did more than us.

Meng Shi: and of course they're rich babies. They had to buy two gifts. And do everything in twos.

Rusong: Nainai got our back!

Jinling: she always backs us up.

Yao: that's true A-niang. A-Song and A-ling did so well with the gifts and the organizing.

Zixuan:  they're the best!

Jinling: *kisses Zixuan on his cheek*

Rusong: *did the same with Ayao*

Mo xuanyu: that madam Jin must be missing out again.

Meng Shi: if she wasn't evil, she would be here.

I treat Xuan'er like my own son, and A-ling like my grandson.

Zixuan: Jimu, you're the sweetest.

But sometimes I meet A-niang in private.

Meng Shi: it's alright. I commend you dear. My rivalry isn't yours.

She should pay for how she mistreated Yao'er.

Xiaobao, Jingyi, Xiaoyu and Taihua then took turns to kiss Their Diedie and their shushu.

Xiaobao: happy birthday, A-Die and shushu!

Jingyi: we got you some gifts. Here you go!

Yao: aww, they're beautiful, my dears!

Taihua: Xioayu and I made peony hair accessories for you and shushu.

Yao: aw for us?

Zixuan: that's precious.

Taihua: *puts it on them*

Yao: Hua and xiaoyu are so talented!

Yao: our children had made our birthdays even more special.

Zixuan: that's true. And I think the empresses are supposed to perform for us.

Empresses: *blushing*

Yao: ohh, *glances* the empresses. Are they going to dance for us?

Qin Su: you'll see, Yao Huangdi.

Yanli: it's a surprise.

Zixuan: I can't wait.

Yao: same.

Qin Su: after the concubines give their gifts, of course.

Yanli: plus we want to give you a little laugh before we perform.

Zixuan: Ayao's harem and their antics always have me cracking up!

Yao: yea they're something else.

Zixuan: always fighting over those dimples, ahh.

Yao: haha always.

Zixuan: before the harem, I want to give you my gift.

Yao: go ahead!! And I'll give you yours.

Zixuan: I got a pink sapphire statue of you commissioned. With peony motifs and your nine tails. It will be unveiled in the middle of the courtyard.

Yao: aw, Zix. That is so thoughtful.

Zixuan: whenever guests come, they'll be greeted by your statue first.

Yao: when can I take a break from being customer service. *laughing* greeting guests.

Zixuan: *laughing* never.

Yao: Zix, I got you a monuments too. But it's made into a fountain. And it will be unveiled in Jinjing imperial city.

Zixuan: awww. Thank you so much.

I'm glad I got to honour you for your birthday. And just your happiness is a gift to me.

Yao: I'm glad I got to honour you too.

Shen Jiu: my diva emperors. Happy birthday. I decided to go first because I want to criticize everyone else.

Mo xuanyu: well that's rude

Shen Jiu: team d had their time to criticize.

Emperor Guangyao, I got you some gold koi from cang qiong peak. They will be placed in Jing Manor's imperial gardens.

Yao: I'm moved by your friendly gift, Shen Jiu. Thank you.

Xue yang: you got Jiggy fish? Seriously?

Shen Jiu: golden koi! Plus they release gold, glowy dust which is said to be medicinal.

They're rare and good for the environment.

Su she: could have gotten him some jade or something.

Shen Jiu: team dimple. I got emperor Zixuan some jade stuff. I can't give them the same gift.

Emperor Zixuan, here's a peacock statue. From cang Qiong's jade. And there's Bismuth in there too!

Zixuan: awwwww. I love it! Shen Jiu, I'm impressed!

Shen Jiu: all hail the two emperors. May you continue to be magnificent.

*looks back* anyone else?

Xichen: Huangdi and Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: I don't like your gift.

Xichen: i didn't present it yet!

Shen Jiu: yea, but I still don't like it.

Xichen: firstly to my Ayao. I'm gifting you all the treasures of Gusu, and half of the cloud recesses.

I really love you! And you're Lan Furen.

Yao: Huan. *amused*

Xichen: we have lots of gold. And that gold now belongs to you.

Shen Jiu: why not the whole cloud recesses. Anyways he owns it already.

Meng Shi: I hope it's not because of whiny zhan.

Xichen: no taihou. I didn't want to give Shufu a stroke.

Meng Shi: Yao'er is Lan furen, so he deserves the cloud recesses. However I have one policy as your empress dowager.

Xichen: and that is?

Meng Shi: wangxian will have to pay rent to Yao'er. If they must do their intimacy at his place.

Xichen: as you wish Taihou.

Su she: *laughing* Lan Wangji has to pay a rent. Omg! I'm so weak!

I love taihou.

Mo xuanyu: everyone loves taihou.

Yao: ah thank you for the gift, A-Huan. And I do love being your Lan Furen.

Xichen: what if Wangji doesn't want to pay rent.

Meng shi: then I'll talk to him personally.

Xichen: yes taihou.

Zixuan Huangdi, I got you 15 incense burners in various auspicious shapes.

Shen Jiu: God, he wants to drug Zixuan Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: exactly. Gusu Incense burners make people horny and delusional.

Shen Jiu: so it turns you into team dimple then?

Mo xuanyu: Shen Jiu!!

Xue yang: but he's kinda right.

Shen Yuan: can you stop being a bitter cucumber, Shen Jiu.

Zixuan: Zewu Jun, I don't want an aphrodisiac! How dare you.

Shen Jiu: then we're have another Jin prince or princess.

Xichen: these are normal incense burners, Huangdi.

We don't give away that kind.

Zixuan: thanks then, Zewu Jun. I'll tell you when I need the special kind, ok. Not in front of A-Li.

Yanli: what?!

Zixuan: shhh.

Shen Yuan: for the two emperors, I got you two mansions! Near cang qiong peak!

Yao: oh really?!

Shen Jiu: that's my territory!

Shen Yuan: um, so? I'm rich aren't I?

Shen Jiu: such a show off.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege and Xuan gege, I got you two some makeup and jewelry.

Yao: fabulous!! Yuyu, you're give the best gifts as well.

Zixuan: you'll always make us sparkle.

Mo xuanyu: you two got to dazzle the haters.

And I'll make sure you two slay.

Zixuan: you're the best, yuyu.

Su she: some pendants and statues for the two Huangdis!

Yao: I love them, Shanshan.

Su she: all clans had organized fireworks for you both later.

Xue yang: Jiggy, I got you a few daggers from my knife collection.

Shen Jiu: are you an assasin or a chef?

Shen Yuan: neither.

Xue yang: I'm a hitman! And Jiggy loves it when I give him daggers.

Shi siblings: emperors.

Shi Qingxuan: gege and I had gifted you chests of gold and golden ornaments.

He's the God of wealth after all.

Yao: I'm lost for words! You both have outdone yourselves. Making us and our empire more rich.

Shi Wudu: you deserve to be glorious.

Nie Mingjue: emperors, from the nies, we offer ornaments as well.

Huaisang: fans, and expensive Qinghe tea.

I know it's San ge and Zixuan Huangdi's fav.

Yao: thank you very much, Nies. I absolutely cherish your gifts.

Zixuan: very very beautiful. Yes I'm indeed a fan of tea from Qinghe.

Ayao introduced it to me. I used to get my tea from Lanling and Dongying.

Xue yang: diva.

Shen Jiu: doesn't Qinghe tea taste like dirt? Just asking.

Huaisang: it's a little earthy, but very rich.

Yao: yes, the Nies are the biggest tea leaf manufacturers in the Jianghu. They're amazing.

Shen Jiu: I see.

Yao: do you wash the tea correctly?

Shen Jiu: I did.

Xue yang: you're supposed to wash tea leaves?!!!

Su she: you don't drink it when you add water the first time.

Zixuan: duh.

Yao: hey, where's Jiang gui fei?

Shen Jiu: his extravagant entrance better be extravagant.

Su she: I know right.

Mo xuanyu: he never live up to team dimple's expectations.

Shen Jiu: is it a universal level or?

Mo xuanyu: someone get Shen Jiu away from me.

~~

Afterwards Qin Su began to play the guqin for her Huangdi, while Yanli played the flute.

Both emperors admired their empresses with every inch of their hearts.

Yao: they're so talented and beautiful.

Zixuan: we're so lucky to be married to them.

Yao: right.

In addition, Jiang cheng came in like a belly dancer, dancing to the empresses tunes.

Zixuan and Yao: *clapping*

Yao: omg who got him to do that!

Zixuan: lol I don't know. But it's amazing.

Yao: this is so entertaining!

Team d: *choking*

Shen Yuan: I may have taught him some steps.

He wanted to do something special for his emperors.

Shi Qingxuan: and I helped him too!

He's such a softie sometimes.

Xichen: I think it's a 02 20 miracle. Cuz dage is also soft today.

Shen Jiu: can he be hard? How would he please the emperor?!

Yao: i don't want dage tonight.

Shen Jiu: bummer. OK Nie gui fei you can remain soft if you like.

Yao: after the celebration, Zixuan and I will go on a vacation. Along with our empresses.

Zixuan: we really deserve a romantic vacation with them.

(Not my art~ anyways)

[buglyknight]

1171) Negative Pressure Breathing

Steal my every breath

Negative pressure breathing

Keep them for yourself

I don't want them back

This machine now breathes for me

The gasps are for you

[hyperthrust]

i don’t see enough “acne is normal and fine” talk so here. acne is normal and fine. you don’t need to use all these fancy products and wash your face/shoulders/chest/back/whatever 8x a day. it sucks cause it hurts, it sucks more that everyone seems to have an opinion about it. acne is normal and fine, you’re alright.

[jiggysdimples]

🌸✨️🦊💛0220💛🦊✨️🌸

Happy birthday A-Yao!!!! 💛🌼🌼✨️🦊🦊🦊🦊💛💛💛💛💛

The entire empire was in party mode, as they're celebrating the birthday of their beloved Huangdi. Their celebrations would start from the 10th straight to the 20th!

They would play music, dance, drink liquor and wine, and eat different native delicacies.

~

And as for Yao Huangdi,

he woke up to a lavish breakfast, and team dimple.

Fuying and other attendants: happiest birthday, Huangdi. May you be prosperous.

Yao: *smiling* thank you very much, darlings. 

Xiying: *gives him a rose*

Yao: beautiful.

Team dimple: happy birthday, Jiggy!!!

Yao: thank you, team D.

Mo xuanyu: I'm going to kiss Yao gege first by the way

Xue yang: pushy.

Su she: let's don't fight on Huangdi's birthday.

Yao: *laughing* 

Mo xuanyu: *kisses* happy birthday, Yao gege. I love you so much. More than xue yang and Minshan.

Yao: aww.

Su she: don't listen to him. I love you more.

Xue yang: not mre than me!

Mo xuanyu: would you two mind.

As we were saying Yao gege. I got you this little peony plant!

I got one for Xuan gege too.

Yao: how thoughtful! And that reminds me.

Fuying, did Zixuan receive his gift?

Fuying: yep. Successfully.

Su she: what did you get him?

Yao: a peacock brooch, made out of gold, Jade, diamond and sapphires. A pair of crystal bracelets.

Xue yang: hella expensive.

Fuying: Huangdi, Xuan Huangdi had sent you a diamond pendant with a fox and peacock, a bouquet of roses and tea set made out of gold and Jade.

Yao: awww how thoughtful of Zish. He's a sweetheart.

Mo xuanyu: yea!

Su she: *kisses his hand and dimples* happy birthday, my beautiful emperor. 

Yao: thank you darling.

Su she: with the help of your staff, I bought new caravans for you. And the Moling Su sect is going to release fireworks for you.

Yao: aww, how cute! I love it. *strokes head*   

Su she: we must do this, on such an auspicious day.

Yao: you and your sect are really sweet.

Xue yang: Jiggy *kisses him on his lips, then stuck his tongue in his dimple.

Xue yang: happy birthday, dimples!

Yao: thank you yangyang.

Xue yang: I got you some candy. I'm not rich ok.

Yao: It's ok! These are my favorite sweets. Thank you very much.

Xue yang: do you want any tongue tea? Hehehehe.

Yao: *laughing* maybe later.

Xichen: A-Yao. *holding some lavish robes*

Rusong: A-Die!! *hugs* 

Yao: *hug* Song'er.

Rusong: happy birthday, A-Die!!

Yao: thank you, sweetheart. 

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips you should give us a gift too.

Xichen: why?

Su she: there's no need Lan lips.

Xue yang: shhh, let me explain, Shanshan. 

When Jiggy spawns, then team dimple spawns!

This day is when Jiggy literally pushed us out.

Su she: ew, xue yang. But yes, we're nothing without Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: lol.

Rusong: can you explain it more properly.

Xue yang: can't get more candid than that. Team dimple popped right out of Jiggy.

Su she: after he popped out of empress Shi.

Rusong: *laughing* oh gosh.

Yao: er ge. You know how random team dimple can get. *giggling*

Xichen: *sigh* yea, lol. I'm getting very accustomed to their randomness.

~~~

Out in the town📍

A-Yao's beloved people came out to wish him. They hugged him, gave him delicate bows and hand kisses, and little trinkets.

Happy birthday, Huangdi!

Yao: thank you so much!

Huangdi, we're so happy to see you.

Yao: well I must celebrate with you all right? *smile*

See, I brought Song'er, Xichen, and team dimple.

Yes!

Isn't our Huangdi beautiful!

He has the cutest dimples.

Our smiley emperor.

Huangdi, I made a clay figure Huangdi for you.

Yao: awww, how lovely.

Quite talented.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege has his own merch.

Su she: of course he does.

Xue yang: as he should.

Xichen: I want one.

Xue yang: you already have a life-sized Jiggy. Relax. 

Mo xuanyu: *laughing* that he has to share with us!

Some citizens: greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: *smile*  hi, nice to meet you. 

You look so much like Huangdi, with  those dimples. And the bright eyes.

Rusong: thank you. You're so kind.

I do get that a lot.

You and Huangdi are so elegant and graceful.

Rusong: ahaha, thanks again.

A-Yao on the other hand was pampered with flowers.

Huangdi. How are they?

Yao: marvelous. I'll put them in a vase.

The governor of Huwan had commissioned a self portrait of you. Did you see it.

Yao: aww yes I did yesterday.

Our artists here are really gifted. 

Indeed.

Huangdi, can you come to my inn to have some tea?

Yao: sure.

Right this way.

Yao: *smile* are you coming, guys?

Team dimple: *walking in front of Xichen*

Xichen: why are you rushing?

Mo  xuanyu: why are you fussing?

Su she: guys a part of his laaaannn ruuullleees. Haha.

Rusong: Team D, this is no time to torment Shizun.

Shizun, let's go have some tea with Huangdi.

Su she: *scoffs* yes Dianxia.

Xue yang: how dare Lan lips put Song'er under a spell. He keeps taking for the this lipsy Lan.

Mo xuanyu: keeps saving him from us.

~

Later in the evening, team D gifted A-Yao with a half naked dage wrapped in ribbons and golden thread and a bow on  his head.

Yao: *sits in a long leisurely robe while sipping on some peach blossom wine.

Xue yang: Jiggy! Look what we brought!

Su she: it's not the best of gifts.

Mo xuanyu: do you like!!

Yao: *almost chokes with laughter* TEAM DIMPLE! What have you done.

Mingjue: untie me and return me! You three stooges and your ring leader!

Xue yang: no.

Xichen: dage???

Mingjue: Xichen, I don't want to he here.

Yao: *stood up* ugh this golden robe might trip me, lol. It's not easy being glamorous, but someone has to do it.

*saunters over* awww I love this gift so much. Team d!

Xichen: ahh, well if A-Yao thinks he looks cute, then it's ok.

Mingjue: where did you gremlins putl my clothes!

Mo xuanyu: we left it in Qinghe.

Su she: oh come on. At least you're still wearing pants.

Xue yang: next year you might not have  pants at all. So consider yourself lucky.

Yao: *makes his fox tail appear*

Mingjue: oh no.

Yao: *caresses his face* You look so adorable, dage.

Mingjue: *turns away, blushing*

Yao: why are you shy?

Mingjue: maybe because I'm half naked.

Yao: but it makes you look macho. *touches chest*

Mingjue: why did you ask those idiots to kidnap me.

Yao: *corrects* team dimple.

And they have minds of their own. Why would I ask them to do this.

But you do look lovely.

Xichen: *jealous*

Su she: awwww look who's drinking vinegar like their brother.

Xue yang: poor poor lipsy.

Mo xuanyu; we should have kidnapped him instead. Next time lipsy.

Xue yang: never too late. Go present yourself to the hulijing. Heehee.

Xichen: *blushes*

Guys....I'll be back......but how come you're helping me out.

Mo xuanyu: we're doing it for Yao gege. As it's his birthday. Yao gege deserves everything in the world. 

Xichen: that's right.

(I'll change into lingerie later, heehee.)

Yao: *cuddling Mingjue*

Mingjue: get away from me!

Yao: do you really want me to leave? Then is your part hard?

Mingjue: I ate oysters! Now shut up.

Yao: heehee.

Mingjue: now what are you going to do to me.

Yao: ah, maybe taste a little bit of your yang energy. And let you go.

It will be very quick, because I have to go to Moling. Shanshan had organized fireworks for me.

Mingjue: why. *rolls eyes*

Yao: because I'm cute!

Yao: now say, happy birthday, A-Yao.

Mingjue: *blushing* happy......birthday.

Yao: *glares, then touches his abs* happy birthday who?

Xue yang: Gosh, Jiggy is so hot.

Mo xuanyu: he always get what he wants.

Su she: he better not displease my Huangdi or I'll chop him up.

Mingjue: happy birthday A-Yao.

Are you happy.

Yao: *smile* of course I am.

*tastes his yang energy while kissing him* ah. Delicious as always.

Mingjue: *feels a bit dizzy* A-Yao.

Yao: Dage~ .

Mingjue: I need to nap. I'm sleepy.

Yao: sure. *glares at his attendants. Then they carried him to guest room*

Yao: maybe erase his memory and get him his clothes. When he wakes up, he can leave. I have a date with Huanhuan later.

Yes Huangdi.

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