#foxyao

[menghulijing]

Welcome to my Fic 🦊.

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Formally @thehulijingemperor2

I present to you, the Meng Family Saga.

Jin Guangyao is the emperor of hulijings, kitsunes and Gumihos, and has a large harem. From time to time, there's drama, misadventures, romance and secrets.

Then later in the saga, a New hulijing emperor will be crowned 👑

Can everyone comment, please? It's encouraged.

And tell me about it. No I dont want validation, but it helps me update!

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[hulijingemperor2]

Jing Manor 📍

Yao Huangdi sits, while his attendants brushed his fox tails amd gave him some special treatment (emperor™️)

Mo xuanyu: *traces Huangdi's vermillion dot* 

Fuying: *filing Huangdi's nails*

Xue yang: Jiggylicious. How was your hot and spicy date?! I knew you were a top!

Yao: it's was great, yangyang.

You know I shouldn't forget about my concubines.

Mo xuanyu: Shi Qingxuan is sooo lucky!

And we're not upset with them because they're a part of team d.

Su she: yea, and they must have been so thrilled to *blush* sleep with you.

And so those gorgeous features up close.

Yao: definitely! Shi Qingxuan was freaking out.

Shen Jiu: *enters* greetings Huangdi. *kisses his dimple delicately*

Yao: hey Shen Jiu.

Shen Jiu: A-yao. Which concubine had the honour?

I hope it's not team d. *opens fan, then took a seat*

Mo xuanyu: unfortunately for you, it is team D!

Shi Qingxuan slept with the Yao gege last night.

Xue yang: and they had hot se-

Su she: shhh! Don't tell him about Huangdi's business!

Shen Jiu: since when was Shi Qingxuan part of team dimple.

I don't think they want to be a part of your little cult.

Yao: Well, Shen Qingqiu, I decided to spend time with them. And it was amazing.

Shen Jiu: of course it will be.

It's a dream to sleep with you. Remember that time whe  we were alone, in Cang Qiong. Without even the smell of *cough* team *cough* team dimple!

Yao: ah yes. That was a beautiful date in  a beautiful place.

Su she: what do you have with team dimple, man?!

Shen Jiu: *flutters fan* everything.

You bully the harem, you think you're better than me, and I just like disliking you for no valid reason.

I wasn't born with a resting bitch face for nothing.

Mo xuanyu: you're clearly jealous.

And I believe you should go back to Binghe and leave our Yao gege alone.

Shen Jiu: but Binghe has someone who looks like me.

I don't want to confuse him.

Yao: I think he's happy with Zhong Lu's performance though. Hence he doesn't need the real Shizun.

Shen Jiu: hehehehehehehe! Huangdi. You're in love with me, aren't you? Can you say that again for team dimple to hear.

Xue yang: Jiggy loves you politically.

You're a concubine, not his wife.

Shen Jiu: and what are you? An empress?

Yao: no yangyang, i love Shen Jiu on a personal level, like the rest.

But he just happens to be a Peak Lord of another Jianghu.

Xue yang: yea but you still love us more than him.

Shen Jiu: you can't dictate the emperor's feelings.

Yao: *shakes head*

Binghe: Yao ge! I'm back. *bows*

Shen Jiu: speak of the demon king.

Yao: A-He! Tell me!

Binghe: Ge, thr Yiling and Qishan people had decided to abide by my rules when they saw my infinite power.

You should have seen those scrawny cultivators running around and fighing my demon forces.

Yao: *laughing* oh I know how enjoyable it is! I used to look at the same when  I was a Wen.

I knew that I will soon prove my prowess and enter the Jianghu's stage.

We shouldn't be taken for granted.

Binghe: that's right, that's right!

You: you've seen I have instilled it in the Mengs.

Binghe: definitely. And I know that Taizi will be just as strong.

Xue yang: yea, mini boss Dianxia is just like Jiggy.

Su she: quite a powerful young man.

Mo xuanyu: and the way everyone respects him already.

Yao: I taught A-Song everything I know.

And he's being taught by the ever so brilliant Shen Jiu.

Binghe: oh yes. Shizun is an amazing teacher.

He's a kingmaker, I may say. Turned emperor maker now?

Shen Jiu: thank you for the compliment.

Binghe: my pleasure. *blows kiss*

Shen Jiu: (ah. Being sexy is a curse)

Binghe: they mistook me for the Yiling laozu, Yao ge. Like I'm offended.

I'm much better than him.

Yao: but you two kind of share the same aesthetic and interests.

Xue yang: you two are demonic bottom boys.

Binghe: um, ok? And?

Mo xuanyu: I totally see it.

You and Wei wuxian should be chaotic together.

Yao: and ruin whose Jianghu? Yuyu, I have protected the Jianghu from trouble.

Su she: yea it's best they don't meet.

The yiling laozu is now a housewife.

What a joke.

Mo xuanyu: you're right, Yao gege. But they would be besties.

Xue yang: what if we marry them off. Hanguang Jun maybe needs a concubine!

Binghe: do I look like I'm interested in that soggy piece of tofu? And his demonic tradwife?

Su she: Lan Qiren will die instantly.

Yao: exactly.

Binghe: I met with Hua cheng and Sizhui.

And they're totally chill.

Didn't know that Sizhui was so polite.

Yao: yep. Sizhui is a very kind, intelligent and resourceful person.

I hope you didn't bully him or anything.

Binghe: never!

We just had some wine and spicy chicken, while we chat about the Jianghu.

Yao: how excellent. He loves spicy stuff.

He orders spicy chicken when he's here to visit A-Song. 

I believe he got it from his quote on quote, demonic tradwife of a dad.

Binghe: *cracking up*

Yao: so are your servants treating you well?

You're the brother of an emperor you know.

Binghe: oh they're amazing, Yao ge.

Your hulijings are so charming, and beautiful as well.

Especially Shizun.

Shen Jiu: Shizun?!! I'm not a maid!

Binghe: no dear. Not you.

I'm talking about the other Shizun.

Zhong lu: hey.

Shen Jiu: *terrified*

Zhong lu: why do you look like me?

Shen Jiu: noo why do you look like me?!!

Zhong lu: I shall sue you for copyright. And probably steal the emperor away from you.

Shen Jiu: you wouldn't dare.

*opens fan*

Zhong lu: *does the same*

Shen Jiu: stop copying me!

Zhong lu: you're the one copying me.

And if I was supposedly copying you, then Meng Gongye will take you as his concubine instead.

Shen Jiu: *gasps* do you know who I am! How dare you threaten me!

Zhong lu: you're me.

Shen Jiu: I would like to agree with team dimple and say that I'm annoying at times. Dang.

Mo xuanyu: oh now you see.

Su she: moment of truth. Tell me about Chifeng Zun.

Shen Jiu always taunts him.

Sj and Zhonglu: he's just a walking sack of testosterone, ready to explode whenever Huangdi is around.

Shen Jiu: *covers his mouth* OMG!

HOW?????

Binghe: I want to sleep with the both of you by the way. If that's not clear.

Yao: Zhonglu is a hulijing, Shen Jiu.

Binghe: I really don't care what he is. He is Shizun for me.

Shen Jiu: Binghe, you seriously have a servant who looks and acts like me????

Binghe: it was Yao ge's gift.

Shen  Jiu: and you accepted it?

Binghe: would I ever refuse?

Shizun. I still love you dearly , but I respect my Yao ge.

Hence I won't do anything to you.

I really can't be detached from you though, so this Shizun helps.

Shen Jiu: yea. You do you I guess.

Binghe: he's a perfect replica.

Makes me want you more.

Zhonglu: Binghe, that guy is a fake.

Binghe: oh yes I know that, honey!

Let's go somewhere. And I'll make you some soup. You're fond of my cooking.

Xue yang: I thought that Wei wuxuan was the tradwife?

Yao: within every cultivator, there's a potential tradwife.

Lan Xichen for example.

Su she: yea he's the king of tradwives.

Mo xuanyu: some say he taught Wei wuxian on how to one.

Yao: watch this.

Fuying. Inform Lan guifei to send some tea. I'm having a Hangover.

Fuying: yes Huangdi.

Yao: he'll be here within less than an hour.

25 minutes if he has a telepotation talisman.

Shen Jiu: does Lan lips have anything else to do?

Yao: I like him like this actually.

Shen Jiu: well if you do, your majesty.

Yao: Binghe. I'm having another banquet. To celebrate your victory.

Binghe: oh thank you Yao ge. I'll love that!

Now I gotta go cook for Shizun.

Xichen: A-yao. Huangdi. *walks in* I brought your favorite tea.

Yao: just what I needed, Huan.

Su she: where did you come from?

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege doesn't really want tea. So you could leave if you want.

Xichen: I believe that you shouldn't act bitter. It may give him a headache.

Mo xuanyu: how dare you!

Shen Jiu: *laughing* brilliant.

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On the other hand, Shi Qingxuan woke up feeling bloated. And to top everything off, his hulijing staff attended to them and asked them "questions" 😏

Xan: Shi guifei, how are you feeling?

Baifeng: how was your night with Huangdi?

Shi Qingxuan: it was so so magnificent! You can't imagine! Huangdi is so charming!

Xan: oh yes he is! Huangdi is a well refined gentleman.

Shi Qingxuan: yes he is!

But I don't know why I'm feeling so bloated.

Xan: bloated? Would you like some tea or anything?

Shi Qingxuan: I don't think I can eat or drink anything, honestly.

Can someone light some incense. I'll just go back to sleep.

Baifeng: would you be able to go to Huangdi's banquet later?

Shi Qingxuan: I don't know. I think I may ask for a pardon.

Shi Qingxuan: maybe my cycle is coming. But I haven't had a cycle before!

Baifeng: what do you mean, you didn't have a cycle?

Shi Qingxuan: this is my woman form.

I'm both male and female. But I haven't really experienced a period.

Xan: your condition is rather confusing. Probably it is your cycle, or!

Shi Qingxuan: or?

Xan: Huangdi impregnated you.

Omg I would be soo elated if that's true!

Baifeng: being pregnant with the emperor's child is a great blessing and honour!

Shi Qingxuan: *squeals excitedly* ohh that's a dream, and could be possible.

Heehee! Huangdi was so hot, last night.

Xan: Dai Fu will give you a checkup to see if you're really carrying a baby Meng.

Shi Qingxuan: *blushing* Baifeng. Would Huangdi be happy?

Baifeng: of course he will dear. That's his baby, and you're his concubine.

Shi Qingxuan: and would Qin Huanghou mistreat baby Meng?

Baifeng: never.

She will be happy too.

Shi Qingxuan: but I know that taihou would adore me for making a baby.

Dai Fu: *giving them a checkup*

Congratulations, Shi guifei! Your body is prepping for a pregnancy. So your hormones and pulse had changed.

Shi Qingxuan: oh my God! Really??! *screams*

I'm pregnant!! I'm pregnant for Huangdi!!! I'm pregnant got Huangdi?!!

Dai Fu: hail the Meng imperial family!

Shi Guifei. Since that you're a God and Goddess, and Huangdi is the hulijing emperor and a Huxian, they baby may develop quickly.

Should I tell Huangdi now?

Shi Qingxuan: *giggling* go ahead!! Call everyone!

And someone please please please call my brother.

Xan: I will.

Don't worry.

Baifeng: awww, that's so cute. You two must be really close.

Shi Qingxuan: yea and I want to rub it in his face.

Shi Qingxuan: Xan meimei, I want baby Meng to be recognized as a Meng prince or princess and get recognized by their A-Die.

Xan: they will definitely be.

~

A few minutes later, Yao, Qin Su, Meng Shi and Shi Wudu arrived, to meet a dramatic Shi Qingxuan in bed.

Shi Qingxuan: Huangdi.

Yao: Shi Qingxuan, this the greatest gift you gave me! I love you, dear!! *kisses hand*

Shi Qingxuan: I hope baby Meng has your dimples.

Yao: for sure, they'll have my dimples. And your gorgeous smile.

Xiying, Fuying. Announce today as a holiday. Everyone should be celebrating and getting some wine!

They shouldn't toast to me but to baby Meng, who's on the way.

Xiying: excellent suggestion, Huangdi.

Fuying: your humble paiges will share the news!

Yao: Qingxuan, what do you want? I'll give you anything!

Shi Qingxuan: what can I ask for, Huangdi? I only want your love!

Yao: alright, here's what. I'll give you a winery moat in Lanling. I know you're fond of wine, so.

Consider this a gift! And yes, the moat is a Mansion.

There are majestic swans and a koi pond. It's beautiful.

Shi Qingxuan: would Baby Meng be able to inherit it??

Yao: of course! Who else would?

Qin Su: congratulations dear. You have performed your work as a concubine.

I'll give a lot of love to the baby Meng.

Plus they will look like my emperor.

Shi Qingxuan: thank you soo much, jiejie!

Qin Su: *takes off one of her hair pins* here you go, darling. From the empress.

Shi Qingxuan: thank you, Huanghou.

Meng Shi: A-Su, you're a sweetheart.

Shi guifei. *caresses her cheek* you're such a gift.

You know that's what I need. More grandchildren.

There's never too much.

You, A-Su and the other concubines make Yao'er's dynasty so vast! So powerful. Thank you dear.

Shi Qingxuan: taihou. You don't need to thank me. And it's because of Huangdi. He was so hot.

Meng Shi: My Yao'er is superior than everyone else. He never fails.

Baby, Ayao. *kisses his cheek* congratulations, baby.

Yao: thank you, A-niang!

Meng Shi: you make me so so proud.

Shi guifei, here you go. * gives her two sapphire bracelets*

Shi Qingxuan: oh taihou, this is so priceless! How can I?

Meng Shi: take it dear. We're all celebrating the good news! Of you don't do it for me, do it for my grandchild at least.

Shi Qingxuan: *blushing* thank you.

Meng Shi: such a pretty concubine.

And you're close to A-Su, as you should be. She's a darling. And she learnt everything about imperial life so quickly.

Shi Qingxuan: yea, we do everything together, when she's available.

She's my jiejie.

Meng Shi: I hope A-qing and Ning Yingying would share the same bond.

Qin Su: they already do.

~~~

Later that evening, Binghe's victory banquet was going on.

The Mengs, as well as other guests were enjoying several live performances and exotic cuisines. And this time there was a whole incense preparation ceremony going on.

Rusong: congrats, Bing shushu.

Binghe: thank you A-Song.

Rusong: you're a perfect addition in the Meng Family indeed.

Jingyi: scary Bing Shushu. I thought you were scary and stuff, but Sizhui said that  you were so chill when you two met!

Binghe: I identify as both, actually.

Sizhui is pretty chill too.

Xiaobao: Bing Shushu. I'm Shizun's apprentice now. I aspire to be a scholar and imperial teacher.

Binghe: oh that's good, San Dianxia. Shizun is very very talented you know.

Xiaobao: yes he is. And I enjoy going to his classes.

Binghe: ahahaha you do.

Well I'm so happy to hear. But don't be too close to him, ok? San Dianxia.

Xiaobao: Shushu, he's my teacher.

Rusong: *laughing* rest assured. He won't steal your Shizun.

Yao: My distinguished guests, we're celebrating Luo Binghe's victory over two provinces I've assigned him to govern. This marks his first role as a member of the Meng Family.

To prevent his fierce approach from getting out of hand, I've successfully subdued his forces with the help of Xiandu.

Binghe, any words? Before I give them some other good news?

Binghe: Yea Yao ge.

It's an honour to be a Meng, and I must carry that honour!

I'm also grateful for the emperor accepting me as his step brother. Emperors are driven by truth and trust, so this means that Huangdi holds me in his highest regards.

So if anyone dares to challenge the Mengs, they'll have to go through me first!

And I'm not like any mere cultivator. I'm a demon King from another Jianghu entirely. I can be be brutal and merciless if I wish. You'll all accept it, and live with it!

You've been warned!!!.....

Mingjue: *offended*

Binghe: mustache, do you hear me??

Mingjue: loud and clear, Meng Gongye.

Binghe: Lan lips, what about you?

Xichen: I'm fine with everything. Once Huangdi is happy, then I'm happy.

Binghe: Good.

Shizun, am I sexy?

Shen Jiu: *chokes on wine* Binghe.

*sigh* Binghe, you're a bomb ready to go off if I don't give you any recognition. So yes. You're very sexy. For the sake of those cultivators you may behead when this is over.

Zhongli: yes you are, dear. *blows kiss*

Yao: my next good news.

There's a new Meng baby on the way. My concubine Shi Qingxuan is pregnant.

Guests: *clapping* Congratulations Huangdi!

Long live the Mengs!

Zixuan: awwwwww Ayao. *hugs* the cutest little thing.

I can't wait to just pamper your new baby potato.

Yao: you can start from now!

Zixuan: you're so right!

Huangdi we're so happy for you!!

Xichen: congrats!

Huaisang: congratulations San ge.

Yao: thank you!

Jiang Cheng: the Meng Family is always prosperous..

Long Live the Mengs!

Yao: please do party on their behalf!

Shi Qingxuan and the developing baby are in perfect health.

Yao: I'd like to add something else, as the best things come in threes.

My son Rusong Taizi Dianxia will be officially engaged to A-qing Taizi fei. Wedding planning will start within a week.

Rusong: *smiling*

Aqing: *blush* What?

Ning Yingying: awwwww!!

Ouyang Zizhen: ahh such a dream!

Xiaobao: that's so so so sweet!

Jingyi: congrats dimples.

Rusong: aw thank you.

And yes A-Die, im ready to A-qing mine.

Aqing: I'm already yours.

Rusong: *kisses hand*

Qin Su: my baby, congratulations.

Rusong: thank you.

Guests: *fawning over them* So cute!!!

Adorable young couple.

[jiggysdimples]

Was rewatching a cosplay Playlist I made when I started mdzs/cql/mxtx.

And why is Binghe holding Shizun like that 🤣🤣🤣😭. It's so funny🤣

Awww. Yao Huangdi, we caught you!

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Introducing Foxyao✨️❤️

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It's Lan Xichen's birthday 🥳 🎂

Little a-Yao went to painstaking length to procure wine for his er-ge

[evilhasnever]

some japanese style foxyaos

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Xiyao Spring Tea 🍵🌸

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