Friend: what are you doing? Me: dolphin Friend: that's not a v- Me: *continues to dolph*

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Friend: what are you doing? Me: dolphin Friend: that's not a v- Me: *continues to dolph*
Ejector seats are useless in a helicopter...
I wanna say R.I.P. To
All the Really Important People in my life because I would like them to know how much they mean to me
If you memorize annoying songs, then you've no reason to fear psychics, because they will just leave your head
Me @ group chat: alright I'm gonna hit the hay Them: nobody uses that phrase but goodnight! Me, whispering to myself: take that you fucking hay
When you blog from beyond the grave
Tomblr
Ppl listen up
Answer the question "flight or invisibility" with your explanation as well and tag it #F or I n Y It'll be cool to see all your responses and especially reasons
Science side of Tumblr, do I have an inferiority complex or do I actually suck at literally everything?