Imagine the company realizing that you can have a full conversation in your sleep
Oin: where did I put my ear trumpet?
You: *asleep as the dead* it’s in the front flap of your pack.
Oin: I thought you were asleep?
You: and I thought you were deaf?
*next morning*
You: *has no recollection of the conversation*
*that night once you’ve fallen asleep*
Dwalin: hey lassie, what has two hands and a face, but no arms or legs?
You: a clock
Fili: what do you think of Kili?
You: he is an adorable puppy that still has a lot of growing up to do.
Kili: *frumpily glares at his uncle who is laughing at hin* what do you think of Uncle Thorin?
You: he’s a idiot, but means well and has a good heart. He is also very handsome, has pretty eyes, and I’d like to jump his bones.
*next day*
You: *confused as to why Thorin refuses to look at you*
Kili: *loudly so the whole company can hear* hey, what does it mean to “jump” someone’s “bones”?
You: it means to have sex with them why?
Kili: you told uncle Thorin that he was a handsome well intented half wit you would like to sleep with.
You: no I didn’t! When did I do that!
Fili: in your sleep, we discovered you talk in your sleep two days ago.
