Hey there, songbird, thought I recognized you from that swanky place downtown. Much classier than my usual dive, I'll give you that.
Didn't expect to see you fluttering onto this little corner of the internet, though, consider me pretty stoked that you figured out a smartphone. If you ever need help running that thing or want to highlight on the show or something, give me a ring.
@1-800-leo
Ah, the Malkavian emcee. I've heard of you, but I can't say I recognized you. I must've sat here for a quarter of an hour trying to put a memory to your name and your account when it finally clicked that you were the fellow in the garish yellow coat. You make for quite an eccentric audience member, gallivanting about the dance floor like a puppet with its strings cut. Very swanky.
For what it's worth, I didn't expect to settle here either. One moment I was searching through the applications; the next I'm here, talking to you. How odd. I've yet to properly form an opinion on the internet, but I can't say I dislike it. Not when it's helped put me in touch with such interesting characters.
Anyhow, I'll be sure to keep your offers in mind. I may not know much about your show but bothering you on the air could be time well wasted--and I've got plenty to waste.