#1.7 update

[fanta-games]

i am in the trenches of every single friend group and discord server i am involved in

[apanfulmistake]

I LOVE WOMEN!!!!! MY WIFE IS FINALLY GONNA BE DATABLE!!!

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY STARDEW VALLEY!! 💜💜💜

[jemkha]

Sandy….I’m gonna whisk you away to my farm…wait for me…

[lilmisschipmunk]

wow the Stardew Valley 1.7 update goes hard as fuck

[theendwassoon]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLINT OF ALL NPCS IS OUR NEW MARRIAGE CANDIDATE?!????🥀🥀🥀

mr ape i realllly hope u pranking us because who requested this?!????

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Me, seeing Clint & Sandy out of context: Oh, those two are a thing now? Good for them, good for them!

Me, diving deeper: Wait, it’s actually an update to make these two romancible npc’s? Huh, that’s..pretty cool, I guess-

Me, recalling that my primary profession in the game is mining and how often I visit Clint’s place: 😳😳

[aivlistar]

Soon, my queen, I will save you from this fate.

[janekfeuilly]

i might be in the minority of people who are excited about clint being a bachelor! him and harvey are my favourites, so i’m now in between romancing them… i love stereotypically unattractive, awkward, fat men… 🙂‍↕️