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CANNOT DONATE TO DONATIONS AND CHARITIES 🍉 Still do my daily clicks tho https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/ any pronouns work Identify as androgyne and/or bigender

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Bloodymaryplier Saga

“curl up in ryan gosling’s arms”

“I see EVERYTHING”

“ANDY WEIR JUST CAME OUT WITH A NEW BOOK”

“amaze amaze amaze!”

astrophage theory

bonus: coleydoesthings video

[abzania]

Guys, please. Bloodymary is NOT old man yaoi. Simon is somewhere around the age of 33 and Grace is AT MOST 45. THAT'S NOT OLD.

[teawithapsycho]

Okay quick thought

Teacher au Bloodymary

But instead of them having the same grade Grace teaches eight graders and they have a kindergarten buddy reading program

So when they take the short walk to the elementary school and get to the class,and see their teacher Mr. Simon Fischer. With a missing arm and a long red scar mark over his nose, crowded by little kids

And he's so sweet for such a broad guy. He's obviously trying to play off his broadness with sweaters and joggers and such. And he smiles so gently at the little kids is makes Grace want to cry. You can't be attractive and a good person, it just doesn't work like that-

[trashfishhh]

weighted blanket TOO HEAVY

[voltoise-reblogs-rambles]

this post is samus pit sibling propaganda

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[astralsi]

yo... dark brown eyes appreciation post

[casisashadow]

i feel like shit today and my insomnia has been Bad so i'm projecting;

Grace chronically forgets to sleep and for whatever reason, neither Rocky nor Simon catches him at it for a few days (he's gotten approximately 6 hours of sleep in the last three day cycles on board the Hail Mary) and when one of them does find him he's just...face down on a lab table, arms dangling long enough that his fingertips are turning red, and he's snoring and drooling onto a slide of Taumoeba that's now stuck to his face.

Rocky's swearing and fussing the entire walk out into Mary's halls to find Simon and he practically drags the poor man into the lab like "Put this leaky idiot to bed please" and Simon's looking at Rocky with an eyebrow raised because how tf is he supposed to carry a grown ass man with one arm??? Turns out Grace has ALSO been forgetting to eat when one of them isn't on his case so Simon just...scoops him up against his chest like an oversized toddler.

Course, when they get to the beds Grace won't let go of Simon's borrowed t-shirt and whines like a baby about being put down. Simon is not immune to the sad pouty scientist and maybe they don't know each other that well yet but when Rocky goes to see what the hell is taking so long to put Grace to bed, he finds Simon curled up next to him on the medical bed with Grace's fist hanging onto his clothes with a death grip and Rocky is just like "...Simon Grace lucky Rocky like them, irresponsible leaky blobs." and he loafs up in his little bedtime enclosure to watch over them while they sleep.

[polymona]

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[youngthursday]

Bloodymary Fanchild? Nah, have we considered giving them custody of the original Space Dwelling Stray Child tm Le Petit Prince? Yknow. The one who likes roses. The one who likes foxes. Like. Perfect for Simon who likes to garden and Grace who likes foxes. I shall now spread my agenda because it has had me weeping for a couple hours now frankly

[thememedaddy]

[edenemy-art]

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

[superat626]

@gentle-hero-blog also for you

[tinsnip]

[ravioliet]

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hurtful

[teaboot]

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

[ayellowbirds]

Only as of 1999. The original, unedited version of this cartoon, by Clay Butler, was published in 1996, and looks like this:

Someone went to a lot of effort to not only remove the cartoonist's credits, but also make the joke weaker. In the original, the graffiti is a lone and comparatively small, unremarkable tag in single-line monochrome. It contrasts with the billboards and signs by being unobtrusive, making it all the more absurd that the pig notices it with such vitriol. The edited version loses the impact by making it stand out in bright color and cover the whole of the wall.

[ordronnkitty]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY ACCOUNTS INFILTRATING THE BLOODYMARY HASHTAG AND LINKING PORN WEBSITES KAJAJABSBSBSB I JUST WANT MY OLD MEN YAOIII