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how the news found me
- Holy shit, two cakes!!😋
Congrats to my lovely goober! He deserves love and sunshine 💐
What a fun 10 year anniversary post for me to make, celebrating him ❤️❤️
Happy (late) 10 years, Stardew Valley!
We’re on the verge of WW3 and Clint is the new bachelor
And now its summer! Surely new things are bound to happen
Maybe even better things~
Part 33>>> part 35
Beginning
Stardew Valley lore is so crazy bc on the surface it’s marketed as a cozy farming game where you get to romance the townsfolk and become a beloved member of your community, but then you get about 10 hours into the game and suddenly it’s
- you’re magical, oh yeah also magic is real, a wizard told you to go learn all types of magic and you did
- there are ancient entities living in the mines and sewers beneath your feet, and they ARE fighting, just fyi
- there’s an ongoing war happening, that is probably why the economy is the way that it is btw
- animals can talk…just occasionally
- you’re haunted by the ghost of your grandfather, but rarely
- there are tiny creatures that will fix things for you in the night but only if you meet their hyper specific demands. also they’re scared of you
- Yoba is an alien (?)
- also the local shopkeeper’s daughter isn’t his she’s the wizard’s and a townswoman named Emily is a psychic, in case you were curious
- oh and there’s an omnipotent magic man who’s blue and committing a PLETHORA of crimes at any given moment. he’s scary
Thrilled to know that Sandy will finally be rescued from her desert hermitage and that somebody’s gonna notice Clint’s new shoes