#100talberts mark

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It’s Mark’s turn for a courtship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every match God creates is a match made in Heaven, but this one especially so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mark loves to workout, and Diane Lopez's father owns He Is The Whey, a gym with strict modesty standards befitting a Watcherly gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Modern gyms are so infested with sluts, it’s a relief to have a place where young men can go and exercise without secular seductresses flaunting their rear ends in skin-tight clothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, both of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Do you have to go?”

“Of course I do. It’s His plan that I go to college and, ideally, it’s His plan that I use my intellect to start a ministry. I’m going to do great things.”

“Yeah, but you’re the only smart one. Without you around, I might as well toss my homework in the trash.”

“I thought Quintus was helping you?”

“Shut the frick up, he’s fricking nine.”

“There’s no need for strong language. Just because he’s a little younger-”

“He’s four years younger! He’s a baby!”

“I’m sure God sent Quintus to help you. James 4:10, Mark. You need to humble yourself and accept that you need his assistance. Not everybody is as smart as I am, but Quintus might be.”

“Forget this. School sucks, anyways. I’d rather join the military.”

“You can’t mean that!”

“Maybe I do! Frick you and frick these stupid lessons!”

“Language!”

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Wednesday, Summer: Mark gets married.

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Tuesday, Summer Romances

Louise gets married to Cliff McCullough.

Mark proposes to Diane Lopez.

Petunia starts dating Charlie Scott.

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“Mark! It’s time for homeschool.”

“Cool. I’m not going anymore, so don’t wait up.”

“Okay, then. See you around.”

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Girls aren’t the only ones that struggle with the Devil’s emotions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quintus has KINDLY and GENEROUSLY tried to help Mark in school, but Mark has the audacity to be MAD at him over it :( :( :( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a/n: for context, Quintus is ~7 and Mark is ~11)

Sometimes, certain kids fall behind for average and some kids excel beyond his years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When this happens, the fool should GRACIOUSLY accept his brother’s help despite any age difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially if your old(er) teacher is preparing to get married and go to college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pray that Mark embraces a grateful heart and accept that his brother just wants to help!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The kittens weren’t the only new arrivals that night!!! Just when I thought the excitement was over, God sent little Mark Earthside!!!! Kittens may be cute, but the wonder and joy of an adorable new little one will always triumph!!! Praises to God for the miracles of childbirth He gave us tonight!!! Amen!!!