Watcherian Legacy

A blog poking fun at fundies through the Talberts, a Watcherian Sims family.

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thank you all for following me <3 but I post at @simsofcourtyardlane now

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Churchgoers Deco Sims

EDIT: forgot to mark who's who. fixed.

19 Deco Sims I made for my church. There's 3 families (Alcott, Benson, Crocker) and 6 randoms, but you can mix and match.

Find them under Sculptures or by searching "churchgoers".

Poses are from AncaSims and tweaked*.

DOWNLOAD (SFS, no ads)

I made the randoms in 2022 but never released them. They work fine in my game but if there's a problem my only advice is delete the file ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aside from Yvonne, Xavier, and Anna, decos range from 10-15k poly up close, 3-8k farther away, and 1-5k farthest away. Yvonne, Xavier, and Anna are all higher polys.

TOU: Don't put behind a paywall.

Credit is appreciated but not required.

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

HELP, mamas!!!!! Fussy little Forry REFUSES to let me BREASTFEED her!!!!! She will ONLY drink from the BOTTLE!!!!!! I'm not OPPOSED to feeding children SAFE, NATURAL milk, but I'm TRYING to SAVE it for Aubrey to use!!!!!!! Has ANYONE dealt with an UNREASONABLY PICKY BABY??? SOS!!!!!!

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iheartthelord97 All of MY children have been perfect angels with no problems ever, but I'll pray for you sis 🙏🙏🙏

↳ 100Talberts THANK YOU!!! JESUS solves all problems!!!

lifeofkimi Maybe take care of her other needs first! She might be cranky!

↳ 100Talberts I ONLY have TWO arms!! AUBREY is supposed to HELP with BATH TIME - I MUST talk to her!!!!

↳ ↳ lifeofkimi You must!

aria.51 Why is she so dirty and smelly?

↳ 100Talberts Get SIX children of your OWN and THEN you'll KNOW!!!! Until then, STAY JEALOUS that I am so FRUITFUL and MOTHERLY while YOU only have TWO!!!!!!

↳ ↳ aria.51 nah

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Begonia!!!!! Since your FIRST request was to NOT call you BEGGY - even though it's a CUTE NICKNAME - I will start calling you EGGY!!!!! ANY nickname is CUTE when YOU are!!!!! And, for GIRLS, being PRETTY is MUCH more important than trying to USURP MEN and OVERTAX your DELICATE FEMALE BRAIN by trying (and FAILING) to be "SMART"!!!!!!! All a gal NEEDS to know is HOUSEWORK, CHILD REARING, and - most IMPORTANTLY - THE GOOD BOOK!!!!!! I'll teach you RIGHT, Eggy, I promise!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

If I'm not careful, AUBREY might take over as the MOMMY around here - LOL!!!!!!! It TRULY warms the heart to see such FAMILY BONDING!!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

My sweet twinsies are INFANTS already!!!!! I told Aubrey to hold Forry so you all can see her better, but Aubrey was NOT as JOYFUL as I'd hoped she be while doing it!!!! I must LECTURE her on practicing CONTENTMENT!!!!!!

It's bad to mix up ANY twins, but ESPECIALLY boy-girl twins!!!!!! That is why I dolled up Forry with pretty PINK bows and soft GIRLY clothes while my little man Erry gets SHORT hair and BLUE clothes!!!!! We have to be careful to treat our BOYS like BOYS and our GIRLS like GIRLS, or else they could become GAY and confused, or worse, turn their BACKS on the Lord!!!!!

Aubrey PROMISED to take very good care of her siblings, so I feel CONFIDENT that the twins will STAY on the path to HEAVEN!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!

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Christina only speaks to Aubrey to thank her. So Aubrey thinks to herself "If I work harder, my mom will love me more."

Her mom claps for her

then leaves her again

and she starts to blame

the wrong person

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, I was blessed with lovable baby boy Eranthis...

AND sweet baby girl Forsythia!!!!!!! TWINS!!!!!!! Double the blessings, double the love!!!!!! I'm SO grateful to God for this amazing gift!!!!!!! At SUCH a good time, too!!!! With Aubrey being a child, she can help me care for them!!!!! Praise God for this miracle!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

Aubrey's been SUCH a good little helper that when she BEGGED me for a music player, I agreed!!! I paid a little more to get one WITHOUT a radio - which could introduce secular ideas to my children and corrupt them!! - but it was worth it!!!!! Now the whole family can listen to a selection of pre-approved Watcher-worshipping songs!!!!!!!

I've warned Aubrey to stay modest while dancing, of course!!!! If she starts flashing her knees like some kind of coquette, I WILL know, and I WILL take away the music!!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

The bond between siblings is so pure!!!! Last night, Chrys had a nightmare and went straight to his big sister for help!!!!!

And Aubrey has such a nurturing spirit, she didn't think twice before coming to the rescue!!!! She's going to be the best mommy one day, I just know it!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

Aubrey is such a wonderful little helper!!!!! Not all girls answer God's call to feminine womanhood with an open and eager heart, but she does!!!!! She loves to help me with chores and is always making up silly little songs about them!!!! God has blessed me with the perfect daughter, and I couldn't be more thankful!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

Thanksgiving with the Talberts!!!!! I'm thankful to the Lord for everything He has given us - Watcherly friends, 4 arrows with another on the way, and the joy of getting to live life celebrating His glory each and every day!!!!!

I'm also so thankful for my loving husband!!!! We've had our ups and downs, but we've stayed FAITHFUL through it all!!!! Homosexuality is just like all other adultery - a choice!!!!! While EVERYONE is attracted to both genders - all two of them! - we choose to follow God's holy plan for men and women!!!! I'd never commit murder, I'd never worship any other God, and I certainly wouldn't commit abomination!!!! Jeb had silly ideas of that once, but I'm thankful we've put that behind us!!!! Amen!!!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my precious first son and happy little man, Chrys!!!!! He was SUCH a calm, easy baby and I pray he'll be a calm, easy toddler!!!! We all know girl babies are fussier, but as boys get older they get more bold and destructive!!!!! Not TOO much, of course - from the moment I know I'm pregnant, I teach my children about God and how He wants us to live in peace, not anger!!!! Psalm 37:8 🙏❤️

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

As us mamas get busier and busier, it's harder to get all the ladies to come over for birthday parties!!!! But that's ok - now my babies will always have siblings to celebrate with them!!!!!

Today, Aubrey is the birthday girl!!!!! And Jeb got another promotion, so we spent some of that money to buy a cake!!!!! As much as I love cooking for my family, having extra cleaning time is always nice!!!! Not that I needed it, of course*!!!!!

And just like that, baby Aubrey became a little girl!!!!!! But with age comes responsibility - for both of us!!!!!! Aubrey is going to start helping Mommy out with chores so she can learn how to keep her own house one day!!!!

And now I'm going to be a homeschool teacher!!!!! If I sent Aubrey out to a secular school, they'll teach her homosexuality and evolution and mental illnesses!!!!!! To protect my poor angel from Satan's Sin School, I have no choice but to teach her the true path myself!!!!!!

Then they ate cake!!!! But even on happy days like this I need to mind my figure - I'm still a little too chubby, so I had a salad instead!!!!! If I keep up the good work, then maybe on Beggy's birthday I can indulge in some cake!!!!!

*Christina

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

How time flies!!!! My sunny little "Lion" is now an infant!!!!! I'd love him NO MATTER what he looked like, but I do love having a blonde Dandelion!!!! He looks so much brighter this way!!!!! AND he's all smiles and giggles!!!! My little baby boy will be a light in the lives of EVERYONE he meets, and that's a joy that can only come from GOD'S pure and holy light!!!!!!!

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You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

The dryer KEEPS BREAKING!!!!! I can't imagine why!!!!!!

I spoke to Jeb about it, and he added a metal extension to our roof so we can have a place to dry clothes!!!!! While he was there, I asked him to add a little more so I can move some plants and expand the garden!!!!!! Being the perfect hubby that he is, he agreed!!!!! While I didn't expect such a...... rustic solution, I'm glad Jeb helped me out!!!! Thank you, baby!!!!!!

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For the Fundie Sims ask game - A11, B9, C10 for Christina, D3, F5

Thanks for the ask :D

A11. Share a hint, spoiler or teaser for an upcoming post.

I couldn't decide which blog to use, so have one from both

B9 Do you cheat needs often? (No judgment either way!)

I will for hygiene when taking screenshots and hunger to avoiding kids being taken away, otherwise no.

C10 How would [Sim] describe themself?

"I am a PIOUS daughter of God!!! I'm SO HAPPY he has BLESSED me with SO MANY children!!! Being a WIFE and MOTHER is my MOST natural calling, but I still love to DIG into God's GLORIOUS green Earth!!! I am LIVING the DREAM!!!!!!"

D3 What's your favorite character, storyline or moment from another Fundie Simblr?

I'm not caught up with everyone yet but off the top of my head, I really like Bear's storyline. I wanna see what's next for him & Duke 👀

F5 If you had to describe yourself with an aspiration + traits, what would they be?

Aspiration: Friend Of The Animals

Traits: Squeamish, Lazy, Cringe

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