The Immigrant - Me - Russian premiere
The Immigrant: I will touch your heart, I promise.
Me: Well, there is Renner inside, so I hope you will.
Me:What? Did I missed the moment Renner appeared?
The Immigrant:No, but look at those poor people!
The Immigrant:Does their poor life touch your heart?
Me:Nope. Half of human population lives like this so far. As to Russia, this is 2/3.
The Immigrant:OK, but this beautiful woman?
Me:Elena Solovey? Yes, I used to like her in my youth.
The Immigrant:No! I mean Eva!
Me:By the way, speaking of Eva. I like her big sad eyes, but maybe you could show me something else, finally?
The Immigrant:But this is...
Me:Wow, sorry, those were Hoakin's... er, then I should thank you.
Me:Shut up! Here is my hero!
Me:Why did you hide the secret of his levitation from me? Do you think I can believe he had overcome gravity?
The Immigrant:Oh, I like how it sounds)
Me:Of course you do. Stop disturbing me. Oh, a white rose!
Me(to myself):Don't sleep, woman, don't sleep.
Me:Oh, my... oh, my... he's dancing!!!
Me:Hurray! He is breaking the show!
Me:Besides, do you really mean that Bruno is in love with Eva?
Me:Well, he uses a very strange method. Putting her on the street...
Me:I'm applauding to you, brave little pillow.
Me:Bravo, Jeremy, play more piano, this is amasing.
The Immigrant:I am afraid you will be touched to the heart very soon.
Me:Look, if you mean him being killed, everyone knows it for months.
Me:Yes, girl, don't say Bruno that the gun is empty. And you, Orlando, better step closer to Bruno: he can't strike you with his knife from this position. OK, well done now.
Me: Do you really want me to believe this is Renner's body Bruno carries? Nobody is able to trick me with this after "Jessie James", man.
The Immigrant: Well, that's all...
The Immigrant: So you won't buy DVD...
Me: Of course I will!!! Renner dancing!!!!
