Egos with a reader that simps for them? There reaction?
:000 SIMP
hahahahah alr alr bet.
Host
*laughs in all-knowing author* my guy your fucked 6 ways to sunday. [not literal goodness! mind out of the gutter! people can hear your thoughts here!!]
your gonna be hit with. ”Host tilts his head and laughs saying he questions your sanity and attraction.”
Yancy
*laughs in touch starved* He’s a big puppy. Simp or No Simp, just give him lovins. and kisses. kisses are required <3
“aww youse Simp for me? whats a simp?”
Dark
*laughs in immortal demon enitity <3* he’s seen it all. nothing you can do will bother him. Finds it *pulls out fancy people book* Endeering <3
Spoilers for The Owl House season 2, Self blaming, mentions of eating, [my terrible memory-]
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You walked into the cave holding your lover’s hand. It was a well but instead of a reflection in the water it was a galaxy with yellow circles. And in Illinois’s hand was a strange skull.
“Illinois. Don’t.” You looked over quickly as he threw in the skull. Before you could catch it it landed in the well. “ILLINOIS!” “What? Look again. I think we can jump in.” You sighed and got on the edge. Illinois followed after standing next to you.
“Alright.” You sighed getting down and hurrying over to grab both of your backpacks. “Let’s go!!” You yelled and swan dived in as Illinois followed. You opened your eyes seeing the portal close and you where falling with Illinois into a forest.
“FUUUUUUUUUUU!” You yelled before somehow not breaking every bone in your body as you landed on your ass. Illinois on the other hand fell in a tree’s branches.
“Ow.” He groaned as you laughed. “Alright! Let’s move I hear something over here!” You help Illi out of the tree. You both walk to a school looking place and seeing solders run around and you ran inside before Illinois could stop you.
You saw two of those soldiers holding kids hostage. “Who are you?! Are you a teacher?” The Soldier hissed as you grabbed your bow and shot a warning shot. “Let them kiddies go. Before I introduce you to death.” You hissed as one dropped the kid and ran off.
“C’mere kid your safe with me. I ain’t with child attackers.” You hissed as you loaded up your bow again. Before you could let go you saw a glowing circle pointed at the kid’s head. “If you shoot that THING! At me, I’ll kill the kid!”
You laughed dropping your bow. “Fine I won’t shoot you with my bow. I’ll just walk away.” You smiled walking past smiling at the terrified kid. “C’mon bucko show me where you need to go.” You held the smaller kid’s hand as you reached in your bag.
You grabbed a rag and tackled the soldier as Illinois walked in. “Babe-“ you looked up as the soldier fell unconscious. “Shhhh you knew what you where getting into dating the town Mystic.” You wagged your finger and grabbed the kids gently.
“Kiddos what’s going on?” “The Emperor’s Coven! Their attacking the school to make us use sigils! Their gonna take our magic!” One yelled grabbing your shirt and start crying.
“Illi. We gotta help.” You looked back as he fixed his hat and nodded as you walked through the school that seemed to change. You walked til you saw a battle in front of the auditorium.
“Kids!” A teacher yelled as the students ran to them smiling. “Let’s go.” “Stop.” You turned back seeing a man with Fabulous long black hair. Especially for what age he looked like!
“Who are you?” “I’m y/n, the Human. This is Illinois. Also a Human.” You smiled and sucked punched a soldier who ran at you. “I wanted to return these kids after a run in with this-“ you waved to the soldiers as he laughed. “Alright.” You and Illi mostly hid in the back.
Eventually entering the auditorium you noticed a blonde kid who had a terrible scar for his age! You looked away as he glanced at you. You walked up to Illinois and leaned on him as the HeadMaster explained what the bloody fuck was going on.
“So your telling me. There’s a evil Emperor named Belos, who’s trying to do something evil with Covens.” Illinois tilted his head as you just sighed. “When will Evil People leave us ALONNEEE!” You bonked your head against Illinois’s shoulder with each word.
[time skip to Unity Day]
“Are you alright?” Illinois sat next to you as you had your head in your hands. Luz the other human, which was also. . Just a kid. She only sighed watching as you sat up. “We’re gonna do this. C’mon.” You got up and trudged outside.
You all snuck to the Blight house. “You got this kids. You know how to reach me I’ll be distracting the Monster- I mean mother.” You kissed Illinois’s cheek and ran off giggling.
If you went back you could hear teasing from Luz to Illinois. You knocked on the door straightening your attire and smiled at the woman with mint hair. “Hello! I would like to speak to you about the Abomatrons? I’m with the Emperor’s Coven.”
She nodded and let you inside as you pulled up your sleeve and revealed the Illusion-created Mark. “As I was saying. The Emperor is very glad for your work! And I hope you already know?” “Yes. I know. What was the point of this visit?” She snapped at you as you stepped back laughing. “Well sorry! As I was saying.”
You stopped for a second. Hopefully not too long. “The Emperor wants your Offspring to be semi royals! Of course under his almighty power. But your family has done him good! And he rewards those who do good!”
Her eyes widened as you nodded. “Well tell The Emperor. We will gladly accept this!” She spoke with greed as you shook her hand. “Too bad your fake.” She gripped your hand hard and goo trapped you in place. “NO! No no no!” You yelled and fought the Abomination.
Illinois appeared and got you out thankfully. “Let’s go.” You ran upstairs and got the kids outta there. “We need to stop the Abomatrons.” You hissed and jumped out the window and a kid named Gus who gave you the fake Mark magicked up some Uniforms.
“This would’ve helped a ton earlier kid.” You laughed and snuck into the lab. “That’s Kikimora.” The blonde kid said pointing to the tiny demon climbing up a bot.
“Alrighty.” You stood up straight. “C’mon.” Amity lead to the lab seeing it as empty. “What are you doing?” The Mint haired woman hissed as you jumped. Everyone started making excuses. You pulled the group from their babbling mess and escaped out.
You guided them out and broke into a run before hitting your head on the edge of a magic wall of a dome. Amity and Luz monologues with the Mother while you walked over to Hunter and Gus.
“You both okay?” They nodded as you hugged them close as Illinois joined in the bicker. “Honey!” You jumped as Illinois called you seeing Amity’s blood boil. Along with the restraints.
“Amity. Calm down-“ you tried over the noise but the restraints popped off into a fist and she started punching the dome. Her face contorted into anger.
The Luz whispered to Gus as you and Illinois started also punching the dome. Before you knew it it was popped and Kiki appeared and started the attack. Luz saved Hunter and Gus as you distracted them.
Kiki grabbed Hunter as you yelled “NO! PUT HIM-“ Illinois Pulled you back and stopped you from the attack. He pulled you into his shoulder. “He’s a brave kid. He’ll be safe.” He whispered as neither of you knew what was going on other then you all escaped.
Soon ushered onto a blimp you slid down the side and curled up next to Illinois who’s sat down. Luz looked around and stood by Amity. Gus looked tired as Amity addressed Luz and suddenly a puff of smoke and Hunter appeared instead of Luz.
Gus explained how it was Luz’s idea. And the panic settles. You just slowly started drifting on and off sleep as started to bicker. “Hon you wanna something to eat?” Illinois poked your face gently and you nodded slowly. You both shared a sandwich as Hunter sat next to you.
“I’m sorry.” He mumbled as you sat up. “What for kid?” “For dragging you here. You came for me if I wasn’t coming on this you would’ve never joined.” He looked down. And his ears where tilted in the same direction.
“Kid. I’d never blame you. And illi don’t either. Your protecting your friends. That’s more then any kid where I’m from would ever do. Ya got spunk.” You smiled and patted his head.
“You all must be tired. C’mon kids nap time.” You grinned as you opened your arms. Gus sat in your lap leaning on Illinois who just smiled at you. Admiring your sheer will to make sure these strange kids are at least healthy. Hunter leaned on your shoulder and Amity leaned on a box.
Willow leaned on Illinois yawning as her Palisman sat on her lap. And the other palismen also joined in the snuggle party. Amity’s father chuckled as you gave a thumbs up and drifted off to sleep.
Whatever it takes. These kids are your top priority.
You woke up and hissed feeling light headed and you looked up and sighed. You grabbed the latter careful to wake[?] Wilbur. You studied the markings on the chandelier and hummed getting the message.
You preferred this code due to it being a more real one compared to the others, it was hieroglyphics.
“Look under the cabinet and leave a glass of expensive Wine. He likes it better.”
You sighed and was tempted to just leave the ghosts be. But you preferred if you could see them being perverted when you changed and shooed them away.
You ran to the store. Wilbur Pouted and sat on the porch as you returned with the most expensive wine that you could stand so you can drink the rest of the ghost didn’t.
You poured two glasses and offered one to Wilbur, causing you to pour Three. You set one under the counter thankful the corpse was already cleaned up. Why would your Granny want you to see all these ghosts?
Then it hit you. She didn’t know there would be ghosts. She wanted you to be a hero for finding the bodies and get money for finding the missing people. You sighed and sat at the table. Totally bummed at the fact that your granny threw away her life for you.
But Grandpa always believed in ghosts? Maybe that’s the reason why? He always said “haha since you dislike the living maybe the dead will do ya one bucko.” You always thought it was some weirdo comment. But now you have to babysit a Bi-Polar baby man ghost.
You walked back to your room finishing your glass and washing it and setting it on the drying counter. You twirled suddenly into the middle of the kitchen and almost passed out meeting the very scarred and less translucent then Wilbur, face.
“What happens to hi! Hello! How are you!” You yelled struggling to stand as Wilbur pulled you into his chest. “This isn’t better.” You mumbled as you wiggles out. “Hi! Hello!! Yes I summoned you I think? Wine is in the Wine cooler have at it I’m going BACK to bed. I’m y/n don’t call me if you need something just get it.”
You hissed and walked away and feeling The air freeze and Lights flicker. You shuffled back into the kitchen. “QUIT FIGHTING! I don’t need to learn what means what yet.”
You took in the other ghost, not only his Face, he had a beanie and golden wings with a hoodie and sweat pants. “Alright! Alright whatever human I’m Quackity. A much older and BETTER spirit then Wil here because I died first.”
You gave him a thumbs up and rolled your eyes and walked back into your room getting ready to fall back asleep.
LAST ONE. . . Yep 100% no more ghosts in this house!
Then you felt a cold shiver down your spine. Gosh dammit.
