#iplier egos

[mickey-bees]

page of markipliers

[simple-dorito]

Wilford: *wearing a bright pink eye mask* I’m blind

You; *wearing noise cancelling headphones* I’m deaf

Actor: *muffled noise behind a gag*

Simon: and I’m still wielded shut inside this shitty submarine.

All of you: and today we’re going to try and bake a cake!

[alexthen3rd]

Iron Lung Convict headcannons

This is my first time actually posting something that I write so please go easy on me and I hope you enjoy these headcannons.

⚠️!!SPOILERS!!⚠️

(under the cut)

Oh sweet daddy boy Simon. If he warped on Earth in the regular mcu (definitely by Wilford's wormhole), he would cry at the sight of trees and kiss the dirt (literally).

He would love gardening. Trees, Flowers, Berries, Vegetables, you name it. He could ramble on for hours about plants if you gave him a chance. (heh that rhymed)

He would totally have a Therapy Cat. A dog would be too much stimulation for him and parrot would be too loud and obnoxious. (you saw how he punched the loudspeaker after repeating the same thing 3 times) It would be a Black Cat with Orange eyes named Pumkin.

He would totally get along with Illinois and Yancy. Illinois for his love of nature and the outdoors and Yancy for his experiences and Trauma bonding. They would totally go on walks/adventures with each other.

He has a lot of scars and burns across his beautiful body and he's not insecure about them at all. Growing up where survival mattered to everyone, Scars, Burns, and Bruises were extremely common and even considered very attractive. (again, totally not projecting)

I feel like he would give great massages. I believe the kind of prison he was in would be one where they did some hard work and that before they turn in for the night, they give each other massages. (since you can't work at 100% with stiff muscles)

Speaking of which, he definitely got engineering, mechanic, and flying(?)/sailing(?) skills from his experience within the prison from the work he did there.

Him and Engi (Engineer Mark) would TOTALLY geek out with each other about engineering.

He would have a difficult time with realizing what's real or not so I think Engi and his Therapy Cat would absolutely help him with that. (You know how some therapy animals can help with hallucinations and schizophrenia? That.)

If he got a s/o, he would be the best Lover of all time. He'd be so Loving and Caring. He would totally help with any triggers and dealing with trauma his s/o might have. (It's okay Hon, we've all been there 💗)

I was definitely projecting throughout that lol

He would absolutely love having his s/o's hands running through his hair. He might even let you braid it. He's definitely not used to affection so give him lots of love. He definitely deserves it after everything he's been through.

His song is literally A million dreams from the greatest showman. Prove me wrong, I dare you.

Please feel free to add to this and give me some suggestions on my writing cuz I want to write more.

Hope you enjoyed and thank you for reading!

[egos-and-sides-inc]

God you don't get it, Wilford Warfstache is living in a cosmic horror that is both intrinsically terrifying and beautiful. Time isn't linear and he's free to move as he pleases. He's killed his friends and they continue to live on to hate each other and hunt each other down. None of them can die. They are all dead. The musical score. My God.

[jonnous-chaos]

Wilford Warfstache doodle thing along with a side profile practice :3

Hes just a happy fella

[graphic-hawk]

Have some casual Darkiplier 😘

Please don’t repost/steal.

Reblogs very welcome

[luminary-rainchii]

I swear I’m not ignoring comms !! I’m just sick and very, very invested in my Google in the meantime uwu

[faecaribou]

All Darkiplier Fans: imperative we draw Dark in this dress. Or take inspiration from the dress like me. 🫪 PLEASE