Imagine making the mistake of giving Fili and Kili candy canes
*after twenty minutes of enjoyment*
Fili: *pulls the candy out of his mouth and sees how sharp it is*
Kili: *none the wiser, happily sucking on the peppermint candy*
Fili: *stabs the back of Kili's hand*
*after a fight proceeds*
You: Thorin if I had known they'd figure out that you can sharpen them in their mouths so fast I would have intentionally snapped theirs before giving it to them.
Thorin: *secretly plotting to make a candy shiv and duel Dwalin with it later*
















