#12-22-23

[photozoi]

"This is my 'Bad Bugs that don't know the Lyrics' costume. You know, from that Grumpy Guy in the Hollyday Song movie! Screwed! Anyway, I'm him and it is three days til 'Good Boiz getz gifts Day'! Better be good, coz you don't wanna be Screwed! He isn't nice and he haz a ghost infestation."

the Imp, Silken Windhound I wish he wouldn't paraphrase, he isn't as good at it as he thinks.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Thorin realizing you’ve out stubborned him

You and Thorin: *bickering about how he isn’t eating enough*

Thorin: I am a dwarf I can go several days without eating without feeling the effects of hunger.

You: can and should are two different things, please eat at least half a bowl of soup if not to feed yourself do to put my mind at ease.

Thorin: I’m not eating that damned soup, end of discussion.

You: fine if that is how you want to be, I’m not eating until you do.

*after a week of no food*

You: *collapses while walking*

The company (minus Thorin): *scrambling to see if you’re alright*

Oin: they need to eat at this rate they won’t be able to make more than a week.

Bombur: *makes and tries to feed you stew*

You: *refuses* not until Thorin eats.

Thorin: no

The company: *peer pressures Thorin into eating the stew*

Thorin: *finished half the bowl* there happy?

You: all of it

Thorin: excuse me?

You: finish eating everything in your bowl.

Thorin: *reluctantly downs the contents of the bowl* happy now

You: for now, we’ll see if my hunger strike needs to continue at the next meal *downs several bowls of soup before going to sleep*

*later that night*

Thorin: *realizing he was out stubborned by a human* why would you do something so reckless

You: why would you not eat when there was plenty to go around?

Thorin: because I wanted everyone else to have plenty.

You: and why do you want that?

Thorin: because I care about them!

You: and there is the reason why I did this.

Thorin: you care about me?

You: of course why else would I pay attention to how much and often you eat, ya dingus!