Chronological Events of 2016
I kissed a girl on January 1st
I was tied up and tortured (consensually) with electricity less than 24 hours later
I had a spontaneous threesome
I met my boyfriend in March
Our anniversary is April 12th
I turned 21 four days after we got together
He told me he loves me a month later
I graduated welding school in May
I worked at the feed store I’ve been wanting to work at since I was 14
South Louisiana flooded
I marked off becoming a Starbucks barista from my bucket list
My boyfriend promised to marry me and we moved in together
My parents moved to Wyoming at the same time
I got to squire at LARF
My car broke down
I took a job on the road at Georgia Renaissance Festival
I kissed the jouster I’ve been pining after for 3 years













