Fire and Horses

Release the Epstein Files • Fuck ICE • ~Call me Cinder~ • female • 1995 product • rennie • painter • festival chef • equine enthusiast • fire and metal artist • amature guitarist • avid lover of stories • gluten intolerant • hopeless romantic in denial • bisexual • polyamorous • egalitarian • DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the pictures on this blog unless otherwise stated. I will do my best to source things, but will often fail. Instagram/Threads: Cinder.Squire

[thelaurenshippen]

~masterpost~

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[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[no-one-offical]

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[lditko]

Something about me: as a queer, anti-Zionist Jew and a community organizer, I have a hard time dragging myself away from the news. I listen to Hasan Piker’s streams and commentary a LOT because having a contemporary kvetch about everything going on helps me not get too overwhelmed with the headlines.

As a little thank you for all the work he does, I drew this portrait of his beautiful girl, Kaya!

[ignis-et-equi]

They want Greenland for AI data centers. Look up Peter Thiel and his recent investment into Greenland after his PayPal buddy, Ken Howery, became the ambassador to Denmark.

[ignis-et-equi]

In 1976, Jeffery Epstein went to work for Bear Stearns, an investment company. Epstein had met the CEO of Bear Stearns, Alan Greenberg, through the school Greenberg’s children attended and that Epstein had fraudulently worked for. In five years, Epstein went from low-level junior assistant to limited partner.

In 1981, Epstein was asked to leave the company due to a violation of Regulation D of the Securities Act of 1933.

From 2000 to 2007, Epstein was president of Liquid Funding Ltd, a shadow bank, 40% of which was owned by Bear Stearns.

In August of 2006, Epstein invested $57 million into Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies hedge fund, one month after federal investigations into Epstein began. SEC filings show Epstein’s Financial Trust company controlled 10% of the share.

April 18, 2007, an investor in the fund who had invested $57 million, discussed redeeming his investment. The sale of CDO assets to meet the redemptions that month began a repricing process and general freeze in the CDO market. The repricing of the CDO assets caused the collapse of the fund 3 months later in July, 2007, and the eventual collapse of Bear Stearns in March of 2008.

Bear Stearns was the first bank to collapse in the 2008 recession, and was acquisitioned by JP Morgan Chase.

Epstein was a client of JP Morgan Chase at this time.

[ignis-et-equi]

Fuck it. Too many thoughts. Just wanna shit post.

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

[art--woonz]

Sea Glass By IG: @seaglass_takechan

takipçi hilesi Pinterest: @artwoonz

[goblinblogging]

Eat?

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

for to eat????????

[adulthoodisokay]

jëlybeân

[quarra]

Forbidden jelly

[ignis-et-equi]

I'm gonna eat it.

[ignis-et-equi]

Thinking about blogging again here but after the porn apocalypse, my blogs feel out of place. Should I make a new main?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

why you should watch lindsay ellis’s “into the omegaverse: how a fanfic trope landed in federal court”: 

she has to explain a/b/o to her audience 

she managed to get TWELVE other youtubers to voice act for reenactments, including hbomberguy, jenny nicholson, todd in the shadows, sarah z, princess weekes, and an entire legality segment with legaleagle 

every time she has to explain knotting she just blows up a balloon that, unfortunately, has sonic the hedgehog on it,

she says the word “superwholock” about four and a half minutes in 

absolutely insane amounts of legal fights over het a/b/o including perjury

within the first 24 hours after upload lindsay was already sued for it 

[40ouncesandamule]

I watched this video and now am a worse person because of it.

I highly suggest that you watch it too

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

UPDATE: THERE IS A FOLLOWUP VIDEO AND I’M LOSING MY MIND

the author of the offending book is attacking lindsay and it’s a war now 

she tried to dmca takedown lindsay’s video 

youtube got the takedown notice and actually said no 

patreon offered to pay lindsay’s legal fees should anything happen

jenny nicholson reprises her oscar-worthy role as the villain 

“I FEEL LINSAY ELLIS IS A MENACE, A THREAT TO MY CHILD, AND IS MONETIZING DEFAMATION FOR PERSONAL FINANCIAL GAIN”

a shitton of other authors get dragged into this

AO3 GETS DRAGGED INTO THIS 

lindsay is called a “patreon personality” 

she awoos 

lindsay wears a wolf hat for almost all of the video 

which just reminds you that this is all about wolf erotica 

[sweetums0kitty]

We stan

[thefinalaeon]

My brain: We need to go to bed.

Me: Masturbate?

[frenchfrieswithpepper-deactivat]

me: we need to go to bed.

my brain: masturbate?

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[accidental-muse]

I have it on good authority (mine) that after sleeping beside the person you love for 13 nights in a row, the first night that you don’t afterwards is the crappiest part of subdrop.

[weepycat]

*slaps a THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS sticker on my horse’s ass*

[daofeibutdead]

[liberalsarecool]

Entire Georgia county claims no mail-in ballots.

How does Brian Kemp explain his incompetence? How does he explain suppressing votes from certain counties?

[ms-cellanies]

Just in case anyone missed this the last 2 or 3 times I reblogged it.

[catmilks]

that thursday feeling.

reading depressioncomix inspired me to do a little comic about my own day-to-day experience.