Harry forgets about lactose intolerance until one critical afternoon but will not back down... based on true events...
I got @14106 for the @palestaticexchange, and your "preferred" descriptions inspired me to write some stuff so the accompanying piece [ 11k post-canon Harry/Kim crack, solving the case of why Harry can't manage normal bowel movements ] can be found on A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57802615
The fic doesn't include milkshakes or the scene pictured above BUT I can promise there's uh, a... sucking competition ? Illegal use of a coffee maker?












