#18.03.21

[natigail]

“A mild-mannered gay man and some enthusiasm” I love Phil

[sleepsucks]

[leeminholinoing]

18.03.21: recap

harry is MIA

louis is MIA

sm post: twitter

[lilolilyrae]

[natigail]

Sudden pinof quiz | 18.03.2021

Dan: What was Phil hiding under his emo fringe? Well, eh, Phil.

Phil: Yeah?

Dan: I- you know, lots of people like to say that you're very God-like, they like to call you daddy.

Phil: Yes.

Dan: So taking those two themes into mind, I think that you were hiding a forehead birthing area.

Phil *giggling*: A fore- because I am God? And that is how I birth people?

Dan: And out of the words of my past self: *singing* And along came Zeus *splat noise*.

Phil: What was that? What was that from?

Dan *teasing*: Uhh!

Phil: That was a gaming video, wasn't it? Forehead birthing area?

Dan *challenging*: A, a gaming video?

Phil: Or was it a Phil is not on fire? It was a Phil is not on fire.

Dan: Which? Oh, Phil, pop-quiz of your own life. Which Phil is not on fire did we say forehead birthing area in?

Phil: I'm going to say it was Phil is not on fire 6.

Dan: Okay, now, Phil. Think about this.

Phil: Someone can let me know on Twitter if I was right. I don't know.

Dan: Phil. Imagine me saying that.

Phil *mimicking*: And along came Zeus *splat sound*-

Dan: Do you have a visual? What was I wearing? Where were we?

Phil: You were wearing black. I think we were in the old... place, from the one that we're not at now. I almost said address that would have been great, wouldn't it?

Dan *loudly laughing*: We were at 1-2-3 street

Phil: We were at the old address. I'm going to say number 6.

Dan: WRONG.

Phil *surprised*: You know which one it was?

Dan *confidently*: It was Phil is not on fire 3. Yes.

Phil: 3?

Dan: I was bouncing on a bed being weird as hell, wearing a vest, do you remember?

Phil: Oh... No.

Dan: Yeah, I think. Anyway.

[natigail]

Compilations of my transcription posts from Building Besties (18.03.2021)

I did not expect this level of chaos or the many innuendos but what a whacky one this was. Very fun though. Unfiltered DnP is something special. Enjoy this selections of transcribed posts, beware of sexual innuendos. 

Phil’s contact lenses incident 

Dan and Phil’s laughter

Phil’s life hack

Tops Only café/bar

Tour dreams

Dan being a server at Only Tops

Sudden pinof quiz

Phil’s niece

Goodbyes

[natigail]

Dan and Phil's laughter | 18.03.2021

Audio submission: Dan, I ADORE your laugh, that's all I wanted to say.

Dan: Thanks.

Phil: I think you sound like-

Dan: Sometimes, I think my laugh sounds obnoxious.

Phil: I was going to say, you sometimes sound a bit like a hyena, so I don't know, someone couldn't fall asleep listening to it.

*Dan does weird dolphin laugh?*

Dan: Yeah. I do the scream laugh sometimes as well. Like if we're watching, like an iconic TV show, I think people know this from watching YouTube videos of us, but I- sometimes my laugh isn't a laugh, it's just a single, very loud, yell-

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: -that's like being punched in the ears. It's just like a primal orgasmic release of: I noticed humour in this moment and I just go HEEE basically.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: I think my laugh is weird AF. Dunno about you.

Phil: Mine is kind of, it can go either silent or very loud sometimes I just make some saliva-y noises rather than just actually laugh. 'Cause I was holding it back.

Dan: You have a whooping laugh that you cover your mouth like some kind of embarrassed, like, mammal.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: I guess you are a mammal.

Phil * quick silent laugh*: I am a mammal.

Dan: You just did it then! Yeah, like imagine Phil covering his mouth looking slightly embarrassed and go uh!

*making weird giggly noises together*

[natigail]

Phil's niece | 18.03.2021

Audio submission: Talk about being an uncle. How does it feel, Phil?

Dan: Aww, that's nice.

Phil: Being an uncle! That- yeah, it's one of those things where you don't know how you will feel until it happens. I'm just like, every time I get a little picture of Freja, I'm like: Ahhh! My niece! So cute. I'm excited for the after COVID times where we can all hang out. It will be nice.

Dan: Yeah, that's solemn.

Phil: Solemn?

Dan *nervous laugh*: Is that not what solemn means? *breaks into proper laughter*

Phil: No, solemn means, like, sad.

Dan: Solemn.

Phil: Did you mean, like, sweet?

Dan *having looked it up*: No, okay here! Number one: Formal and dignified, or characterised by deep sincerity. That was deeply sincere-

Phil: Ah.

Dan: -but nothing you ever do is formal or dignified, so that's 50% accurate. Okay.

Phil: Yeah. Ehm, I'm hoping Freja will play a lot of video games in later life. I hope they're not crazy VR ones though because then I will throw up and not understand it.

Dan: You will be left behind in that technological generation. You'll just be spinning around projectile vomiting. Well, I feel like we've gotten into a nice vibe.

Phil: Yeah.